Yeah yeah yeah. This movie’s about as crap as you’d expect, but a job’s a job. If anyone who reads my site is somehow legitimately curious about how good the friggin’ Bayonetta movie is, I go about as in-depth as anyone could reasonably be expected to on this artless tie-in. It’s honestly not the worst thing – it’s certainly tacky and dumb, but it at least has an actual personality. If that personality were backed up by solid animation, you’d have a decent schlock action movie – as is, it looks a whole lot more like a cynical cash grab. Good times!