Of course you’d introduce an alien villain, Samurai Flamenco. Of course his name would be Alien Flamenco.

Of course Hazama and Goto would share an emotional moment before the alien takes you away.

Of course the Flamenco Girls would be tired of this show’s shtick by now.

Of course you’d take Hazama to a Philosophy-Time Riverbank. Of course you’d actually comment on this.

Of course you’d speak in amazing Engrish phrases, Alien Flamenco. Of course you’d advocate joining the singularity.

I don’t even know what you’re doing anymore, but it all makes sense now. You just have fun with it, Samurai Flamenco. They may call you stupid, but you shouldn’t let it worry you. Don’t worry about a thing.

You are beautiful, Samurai Flamenco. Never change.