It was really, really tempting to make this entire list out of moments from Samurai Flamenco. I mean, it’s not like the show’s lacking them – from Miami Ballerina to “THE POLLS GIVE ME STRENGTH” to “actually it’s Flamwenco,” Samurai Flamenco is clearly a rich treasure trove of beautiful, inspiringly ridiculous moments. In the end, I settled on just two moments, and the first clearly had to be the proud, majestic MISTER JUSTICE.
His stare is like the eagle’s, gallant and free. His stance evokes that of Washington crossing the Delaware – proud and unbowed, chiseled jaw pointed resolutely towards a better tomorrow. His bold costume states clearly his dedication to truth, justice, and the American way, Justice Beam always at the ready to instruct evildoers in the finer points of freedom and democracy. Charging towards the future in his patriotic semi truck, Mister Justice is America Incarnate. Start every day with a big bowl of cereal. Always remember to eat a lot of meat. And LET FREEDOM RING!