Apocalypse Hotel – Episode 6

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I’m feeling the urge for some high-class hospitality, and thus decided it’s high time to head down to the Gingarou Hotel. Though humanity may take to the stars or perish from this earth, attentive service and comfortable accommodations will never go out of style. Such is the creed of Yachiyo and her companions, the faithful inheritors of their creators’ will, who are now pleased to offer their own signature blend of expertly aged whisky!

So it goes in the wake of last episode’s adventures in distillation, which actually covered a great deal more than the process of cultivating fine liquors. Whisky turned out to be a flexible metaphor for any journey through life, as we lose some things, gain others, and are ultimately refined into a subtle and complex blend of our endless influences. So long as we retain some long-term goal, we are inherently expressing hope for the future, a motivation to keep us from languishing in the dregs of the past. It was a poignant and expertly crafted episode, and I’m eager to see what follows as we return to Apocalypse Hotel!

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The Mighty Nein – Episode 5

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I’m feeling a hankering for the kind of adventure only adaptations of tabletop live-play series can provide, and am thus exceedingly fortunate to be facing a fresh episode of The Mighty Nein, Amazon’s lush reimagining of Critical Role’s second extended campaign. The show has so far proven a marvelous take on its source material, polishing and rearranging and generally doing everything it can to transform a campaign marked by frequent narrative digressions into a coherent, propulsive drama. It feels like we’re receiving the best of both worlds here; The Mighty Nein at the table was a group of charming individual characters with no narrative binding them together, but the team’s thoughtful revisions are so far providing their heroes an actual journey worth undertaking.

Our last episode saw the team actually strike out on their first collective adventure, with decidedly mixed results. However, while they failed to actually save the young Tohya, that failure itself served as a powerful binding agent, helping our unlikely companions discover a variety of parallels across their histories and philosophies. Failure is a crucial tool in tabletop games; victory is gratifying, but it rarely necessitates self-reflection, while failure forces players and their characters to confront the ways they are still works in progress, and consider the methods by which they might grow as both individuals and a collective. And with a volstrucker currently charging right at them, it seems like our players might soon get even more opportunities to sample the benefits of harsh, embarrassing failure. Let’s get to it!

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Journal With Witch – Episode 5

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I’m guessing we’re in for another brutal emotional pummeling, as we return to the painfully well-observed drama of Journal With Witch. The show has so far offered up a pair of poignant, intimate character studies, observing an unlikely duo who seem united less by their tangential genetic bond than their fellow pilgrimage through a great, forbidding emotional desert. For Asa, this desert represents the grief she still cannot name, a feeling too immense to look at directly, yet which nonetheless marks her as apart from the carefree high schoolers and confident adults surrounding her. For Makio, this desert is her personal fortress, the barricade of sand and stone that has shielded her from the unhappy truths of an isolated adulthood.

Back when Makio first suggested Asa start a journal, it seemed like that might have just been the idle, unconsidered advice of someone out of their depth in offering true consolation. But now, it seems more likely that Makio was sharing her own survival strategy – to transmute to the page that which is intolerable to the mind, and thereby exorcise her demons through the alchemy of fiction. We all develop our own coping strategies for handling life’s disappointments, but Asa’s presence is forcing Makio to reexamine the routines of her life, and ask once again if she is happy settling for what is simply comfortable. Let’s see how our desert wanderers continue to shape each other as we return to Journal With Witch!

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Summer 2026 – Week 12 in Review

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. While I’m continuing to churn through the summer season’s outstanding highlights (I’m currently about halfway through the new Ghost in the Shell), the story of the week has undoubtedly been Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave. The game’s scale is frankly a bit intimidating; my housemate and I are each running different initial routes, and the profound differences between them are already cluing us in to how much game we’re really dealing with here. Nonetheless, I’m quite enjoying the game’s mixture of high fantasy, strategy, and world exploration, and even if the game isn’t quite matching Three Houses’ level of character writing, I’ve still grown quite attached to my team of sewer-scavenging weirdos. I’ll let you know how I feel after I pour another ungodly quantity of hours into the experience, but for now, let’s run down the Week in Review!

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Blue Reflection Ray – Episode 16

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’re heading back to the dorms for a fresh episode of Blue Reflection Ray, as our unlikely team of heroes prepare for their second stab at preventing the apocalypse. Though they had hoped to rescue their guiding star Mio from the Red Reflectors’ clutches, their ultimate confrontation revealed that Mio was actually fighting for their sake, determined to prevent a reprise of their original, disastrous final battle. Thus our Blue Reflectors are left with an impossible task, seeking to rescue a girl who doesn’t wish to be saved, and prevent a disaster whose occurrence is already settled history.

But all that stuff is still a little ways off; in the meantime, they’re simply trying to get by, cohabiting and communicating and pursuing the delicate character work that has always been this production’s great strength. Our last episode demonstrated some great strides for both Miyako and Niina, as Miyako managed to overcome her understandable fears regarding the girl who once nearly stole her feelings, and skillfully inducted Niina into their ramshackle dorm family. That welcome development was contrasted against some brutal revelations about new arrivals Amiru and Ryoka, who at this point appear to be making a kind of goodbye tour before disappearing from the earth. Can our heroes find a way to restore Fragments, saving both their new friends and the unfortunate Momo? Let’s get to it!

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Big Windup! – Episode 25

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’re checking back in on the boys from Nishiura, and seeing if they can finally fuckin’ relax in the wake of that nail-biter of a first round. Having found themselves matched against the summer tournament’s first-seeded reigning champions, Abe and his companions had to pull out every possible trick just to stay alive, much less eke out a victory. But between their opponents’ initial underestimation of their abilities, their own clever management of their opponents’ weaknesses, and the whimsical will of the heavens themselves, Nishiura somehow managed to just pull through.

That season-long match served as one of the most impressively grounded sports spectacles I’ve ever witnessed. Rather than relying on flashy animation or melodramatic personal turns, every single twist in fortune was here founded on sturdy, coherent tactical dynamics: the difficulty of mastering Mihashi’s pitches, the strategic fundamentals of managing the bases, the impact of rain on both the field and players. Tosei’s team was presented as less of a mountain to climb than a fiendish puzzle to solve, and with every step of that journey cleanly articulated, Nishiura’s victory felt like the natural culmination of their training, tactics, and mutual trust. There is a clear art to mechanically grounded conflict, and Big Windup! is an exemplar of the form. Now let’s see how our boys handle their newfound fame!

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Umamusume: Pretty Derby S2 – Episode 3

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Hello folks, and welcome on back to Wrong Every Time. Today I’m thinking we’ll be heading down to the racetrack, and seeing how the training is fairing for Japan’s most accomplished young horse girls. Yep, it’s time for more of the gleefully preposterous Umamusume, wherein young horse girl athletes race to the brink of self-destruction for that golden prize, only to subsequently put on goddamn idol performances. If we are headed for the convergence point of all fandom fascinations, then Umamusume is clearly a key step along the way; combining gacha compulsions with mecha musume-adjacent database dynamics and idol music, the production seems like an absolute fever dream of the modern anime economy, the latest bizarre innovation in media mix commercialism.

It’s also a pretty good show! While I certainly have misgivings about what Umamusume represents, this season has so far offered a reasonably compelling personal drama, digging into the painful anxieties of an athletic career derailed by personal injury. The show has refused to sensationalize its heroine Teio’s troubles, and as a result has been able to effectively sell the painfully mixed feelings of cheering from the sidelines, watching your rivals achieve the dreams your body refuses to grant you. It’s been a rough ride for Teio, so let’s lend her our support as we return to Umamusume!

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Summer 2026 – Week 11 in Review

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. With the summer season coming to a close, I’ve at last begun catching up on its glut of prestige productions, beginning with the much-anticipated A Witch in Mongolia. The show has proven an absolute delight so far, continuing the thread of sharp, intimate historical drama begun by Yamada’s Heike Monogatari, and complementing her mastery of melancholy with a great deal of wit and courtly subterfuge. It’s an absolute delight seeing my favorite director expand her tonal and narrative palette while still embodying all the compositional delicacy and attentiveness to character that first dazzled me in her work. It’s been an incredible evolution from K-On! to here, and I’m exceedingly thankful that Science Saru has proven such a reliable partner for her talents. I’ll likely have more to say on that shortly (even if it’s just “season two when”), but for now, let’s run down the Week in Review!

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CITY the Animation – Episode 10

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Hello folks, and welcome on back to Wrong Every Time. Today I am looking out over an altogether gloomy late-spring day, and debating whether my plans for an afternoon jog can contend with the currently rain-soaked neighborhood. As such, I’m feeling a hankering for community connection that can only be sated one way: with a fresh episode of CITY the Animation, where the sun is always shining and the streets are always bustling with all manner of nonsense activities.

Our last episode proved to be another standout in this altogether remarkable season, dedicating itself wholly to the community’s downtown-spanning race, and culminating in a preposterous extended cut that carried us from the last place contenders all the way through Matsuri and Eri’s dramatic victory. It also took some time to advance our key personal narratives, exploring both the middle schoolers’ feelings about their approaching separation, as well as Niikura’s shifting feelings regarding her onetime idol Nagumo. It’s that last thread that I’m most interested in seeing pursued further; it seems like Niikura is assigning Nagumo a significance that Nagumo herself can’t really maintain, and I’m curious to see how Niikura ultimately contends with the fact that Nagumo is clearly as lost in adulthood as she is. Regardless, I’m sure all sorts of unexpected pleasures await, so let’s get right back to the CITY!

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Birdie Wing – Episode 3

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I’m eager to get down to the course for a fresh episode of Birdie Wing, as we continue our journey through the high-octane world of semi-legal street golf. Approaching the staid, frankly lethargic pastime of white-collar retirees with the energy of Girls und Panzer or JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, Birdie Wing has so far offered a riveting introduction to its fanciful golf-based society, as our heroine Eve crosses clubs with all manner of adversaries in order to save her equivalent of a youth community center.

Whether it’s the aforementioned GuP or Scorching Ping Pong Girls or Umamusume or whatever, shows within this absurd sports subgenre generally require a balance of two things: Fanciful Flourishes and Firm Fundamentals. After Birdie Wing’s first episode demonstrated its knack for absurd one-off embellishments, its second emphasized its equal commitment to grounded mechanical drama, presenting a faceoff of Eve and new rival Aoi that showed off their distinct approaches to the bunkerfield. With that balance struck, we’re now roaring into the narrative destination of nearly all such stories: the venerable tournament arc, wherein strokes will be tested and blood will be shed upon the well-watered, close-shorn fairway. Let’s see how the battle’s proceeding as we return to Birdie Wing!

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