Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’re returning to a banquet of sorcerous scheming and subterfuge, as we continue the ever-shifting third season of Thunderbolt Fantasy. At a rough count, the Divine Swarm’s conspiracy now incorporates insect-worshipping cultists, insane cyborg priests, a demon witch and her sword sister (also a demon witch), a disgraced general and his increasingly suspicious retinue, and also the friggin’ Enigmatic Gale. Between them, they harbor roughly as many animating motives, being aligned almost solely through their equal animosity towards our poor Shang of the Sorcerous Sword Index.
Meanwhile, Shang and his buddy Lang have found themselves flung through time, utilizing the power of Xing Hai’s void crystals to return to prior moments of promise and crisis. For Shang, this means witnessing the event that informed his life’s purpose: the creation of the calamitously powerful Sword Index itself. And for Lang, it means revisiting the moment of his greatest failure: the blinding of Mu Tian Ming at the hands of Huo Shi Ming Huang, the mysterious leader of the Divine Swarm. Altering the course of this event could both restore her sight and avert the present-day crisis, but such bold revising of the past would surely lead to further, potentially disastrous consequences. There is no such thing as a free lunch in an Urobuchi narrative, but given Lang’s current torment, I have a feeling he’d pay whatever cost this transgression against causality might infer. Let’s see how our time travelers fare as we return to Thunderbolt Fantasy!