Texhnolyze – Episode 4

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we return to a series I actually haven’t touched for several years now, at an oddly appropriate moment. With Hiroshi Hamasaki’s adaptation of Blade of the Immortal currently demonstrating the unique range and appeal of his style, today we look back at Texhnolyze, one of the shows that initially solidified his aesthetic and built his reputation.

Many elements of Hamasaki’s style have remained consistent over the years, from his clear fondness for light saturation, to his love of layouts that act more as hyper-focused tonal signifiers than coherent scene-setting. His stories are always drenched in an oppressive white light, and his regular use of uncomfortably extreme closeups and symbolism give his shows a sense of disorientation and alienation, as well as the sense that there’s some greater conspiracy or logic at work. Some works are perfectly suited to this style, while others are not; he was the ideal choice to direct Steins;gate, but a very weird one for a show like Orange. As it turns out, Texhnolyze might be the most resoundingly “Hamasaki-esque” show of all time, and its first three episodes have let him utterly indulge in his love of slow-burning, aesthetically driven theater.

To be honest, Texhnolyze’s visual style has been stronger than its narrative so far. The story being very slowly revealed here seems like a pretty familiar tale of future-tinted gang violence, with the ultimate question of “what do you become when you rebuild your body with mechanical parts” striking me as extremely quaint in 2019. But Texhnolyze is more a mood piece than a thematic treatise, and it is a goddamn effective mood piece. Let’s see what awaits in episode four!

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Chihayafuru S3 – Episode 10

Folks, it is undoubtedly time for more Chihayafuru. We return to the ongoing drama in the midst of a tumultuous transition period, as both Taichi and Arata are grappling with their true reasons for playing karuta. The unsustainability of Taichi’s simultaneous deference to his mother’s wishes and dedication to karuta came to a head at the Masters qualifier, where Taichi bet everything on winning the Master’s crown, and lost everything in one more tragic luck of the draw. That loss forced Taichi to at last honestly grapple with the hopelessness of his current situation, but his joy at watching Harada ascend to the finals seems to imply he may find a way out of this emotional swamp yet. Taichi really does like karuta, and he is also extremely good at it – if he can somehow divorce his healthy passion for karuta from his unhealthy infatuation with Chihaya, he might actually be able to convince his mother to let karuta be a part of his life.

Elsewhere, Arata seems to finally be engaging with his own feelings regarding Chihaya, while Chihaya herself seems to be grasping the nature of Taichi’s own feelings. And at the same time, Harada is still locked in desperate battle, about to face Sudo for a chance at fighting the Master himself. We’ve got a whole bunch of urgent, paradigm-threatening balls hanging in the air, and I’m eager to see where they all land. Let’s get back to Chihayafuru!

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Girls’ Last Tour – Episode 11

Hey folks, let’s watch some more Girls’ Last Tour. You’ve already funded me through the end of this season and the conclusion of the manga besides, so I think it’s safe to say at least some of you are enjoying this series, and for that I’m glad. Like Yuu and Chi’s own journey, Girls’ Last Tour seems like an experience that’s best shared, and though you’re not all technically here beside me, it still feels nice to ramble about this very pleasant show with the Theoretical You. And though you folks don’t also get to appreciate this, it also feels very Girls’ Last Tour-appropriate to channel something I’d already want to do into theoretically “useful labor,” since this is also my job. Though I’m often too busy to watch anime on my own time, perhaps an even greater hurdle to personal viewing is that nagging voice in my head that demands I Must Be Producing all the time, that if what I’m doing isn’t productive or moving towards a greater end, I’m going the wrong way.

That voice in my head is pretty stress-inducing, but it’s also one of the things that helps me keep pushing forward. But you can’t just have the Chi voice – if you’re perpetually trying to put the world in a clear and coherent order, and act upon that stable order in the most sensible and productive manner possible, you’re going to burn yourself out. The world is chaotic, and though pursuing a greater purpose is admirable, you also need to be able to rest, appreciate the chaos, and enjoy the world that’s already around you. Yuu is extremely good at, as she bluntly put it, “getting along with the hopelessness,” and I think you all help me in a similar way – I know what I’m doing is productive in terms of my job, so I can get my Chi voice to shut up for a bit, and fully appreciate each moment for its own sake. So thank you all for helping me get out of my own head for a bit, and let’s see what’s in store in one more Girls’ Last Tour!

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Chihayafuru S3 – Episode 9

Buckle in folks, it’s time for more Chihayafuru! We return in the midst of another tense tournament sequence, as both Taichi and Arata separately battle for the right to challenge the current karuta Master. However, claiming that karuta crown might be the least of Taichi’s worries at the moment, or at least, just one potential solution to his current anxieties. As Taichi faces his toughest opponents ever, with Harada too burnt out to support him and only Hanano defending him from his mother’s rage, he seems to also be at last facing down the emotional conflicts that have consistently haunted his relationship with both Chihaya and karuta. With only this tournament remaining before he must dedicate himself fully to a pre-med career track, Taichi is finally asking himself what he truly wants, and who he wants to be.

These are difficult questions for any teenager to answer, and in Taichi’s case, his inability to articulate and pursue what he truly wants has been Chihayafuru’s most intractable emotional conflict for the majority of its run.  Whether he truly loves Chihaya or is simply infatuated with her, whether he’s genuinely passionate about karuta, whether there’s even a path he can follow if he wants to continue the sport at the highest level – these questions have been percolating for three seasons now, and it’s both gratifying to see Taichi at last acknowledging he needs to answer these questions, and thrilling to wonder at where he’ll move from his current stasis.

It’s also a little worrying, to be honest, largely because of Chihayafuru’s overarching strengths and weaknesses, as well as its specific genre-melding compromises. The Chihaya-Taichi-Arata love triangle has consistently been Chihayafuru’s weakest element, and has hung on a certain style of fantastical “destined love” inevitability that feels dramatically and emotionally unconvincing, particularly in the context of the show’s far stronger reflections on personal anxiety and identity. On top of that, the question of whether Arata truly loves karuta is complicated by the fact that Chihayafuru has one foot in classic sports dramas, where total obsession with some sport is a base dramatic assumption, and one foot in coming-of-age character dramas, where “hyper-obsession over one pastime to the exclusion of all else” isn’t actually a healthy attitude. How the show will navigate both the base dramatic/emotional complexity of this situation, as well as how it intersects with the show’s traditional weaknesses, is a question that has me equally thrilled and nervous for whatever’s next. Either way, I love Chihayafuru, I’m happy to see Taichi engaging with these questions, and I’m eager to see where we go from here. LET’S GET TO IT!

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Chihayafuru S3 – Episode 8

Well folks, somehow we’re in it all over again. After the tense conclusion of the pre-Masters tournament left Chihaya elated and Taichi in despair, Chihayafuru wasted only seven or eight minutes handling the post-tournament cooldown, before immediately ramping up into the next tournament’s preamble. At this point, Chihayafuru’s overarching narrative seems to be rising up the curve of drama you generally expect from each individual arc, except applied to the show as a whole – arcs don’t really “cool down” anymore, since we’re actually approaching the story’s overarching dramatic crescendo. And with Tsutomu having made clear how high the stakes are for Taichi at this point, it feels like we really might be approaching Chihayafuru’s ultimate climax, or at least a meaningful relational shift from all that has come before.

The plain fact of it is, Taichi just can’t keep doing this to himself. In emotional terms, he’s spent his entire high school career pining for his best friend, and even making her passion his own, all without ever telling her how he feels. This situation is unhealthy for Taichi and unfair for Chihaya, and as time has gone on, it seems he’s only gotten even more emotionally dependent on her. In practical terms, we’re approaching the end of our heroes’ second high school year, and if Taichi’s planning on actually pursuing a pre-med path, he can’t possibly maintain this level of karuta study. Something has to give soon, and though I hope that “something” involves coming clean with Chihaya, I’m not sure Taichi is capable of taking that step. However things shake out, this is bound to be a tournament loaded with emotional baggage, as Taichi’s balancing act is strained to the breaking point. LET’S GET TO IT!

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Pokemon Sun and Moon – Episode 3

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time! Today I feel like my hands are somewhat tied, as the absolute Pokemon saturation of my twitter feed is making it impossible for me to think about anything but cheerful, collectible companions and the adventures we might share. After about four days of Death Stranding memes, the release of Pokemon Sword and Shield has dropped us squarely into Pokemon Season, and I’m celebrating in the only way I know how – by continuing my journey through the last Pokemon adventure, Sun and Moon!

In spite of being perhaps a tad late in my investigation of this series, I couldn’t be happier to be watching Sun and Moon specifically. Not only did I actually play through this one, which I hadn’t previously done since the Gold/Silver era, this production also marked a key change in the Pokemon anime’s production sensibilities. So far, this show’s rounded, somewhat simplified designs have facilitated a wild array of expressive character animation, helping to bring characters I’m already very fond of to life. I’d always assumed the Pokemon anime was more of a strictly functional advertisement than a labor of love like Precure or Doremi, and I’m happy to be proven so wrong by this exuberant production. Let’s see what’s in store for our young trainers!

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Chihayafuru S3 – Episode 7

THE BATTLE CONTINUES. As we return to Chihayafuru, Chihaya and Taichi remain locked in a finals bout that could dictate not just the course of their karuta fortunes, but also their personal relationship, and perhaps even their futures altogether. I don’t expect this battle to outright resolve any elements of this show’s central relationship drama, but it seems almost guaranteed to provoke meaningful changes on that front. Chihaya has never been forced to acknowledge Taichi so directly, and seeing the two of them up there has apparently provoked even Arata to find some small shard of jealousy within himself.

Beyond its emotional consequences, this bout has also been one of Chihayafuru’s most tactically gripping and aesthetically impressive matches so far, and I’m eager to get back to it. I preambled the heck out of this fight last time, so I hope you’ll forgive me if we dive directly into the action this time. LET’S GET TO THE MATCH!

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Bodacious Space Pirates – Episode 1

Hello all, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’re embarking on another new adventure, as we try out the first episode of something I have absolutely no experience with: Bodacious Space Pirates. Amazing title aside, I don’t really know what to expect from this one; its author Yuichi Sasamoto hasn’t had any other works adapted into anime, while its director Tatsuo Sato has lead a few notable series, but nothing I’ve actually seen. Sato’s most notable credits are likely Martian Successor Nadesico, Cat Soup, and Shigofumi, all of which have maintained some level of fame or prestige in anime circles, but his most recent credits have failed to have much staying power. All in all, what little context I do possess gives me no clear indication of what to expect here; I’m going in totally blind, with only the punchy charm of that old-timey adventure serial-esque title to guide me. Let’s explore the first episode of Bodacious Space Pirates!

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Chihayafuru S3 – Episode 6

Dear lord folks, do we ever have a battle ahead of us. After spending two full seasons (and the entirety of their own high school lives) battling together as karuta teammates, today’s pre-Masters finals will see Chihaya and Taichi at last competing against each other. Though they’ve fought in a million practice matches, this time they’ll be competing as equals, and simultaneously representing the new vanguard of karuta champions. Though they’re not truly rivals, they share a closer and more complex bond than any other characters in this show, and are undoubtedly the show’s twin protagonists. And now, at last, they fight.

For Taichi, this battle will serve as the truest testing ground of his fundamental relationship with karuta. Taichi enjoys karuta, but he doesn’t necessarily love it, and he certainly doesn’t possess Chihaya’s overwhelming passion for the sport. What he does love is Chihaya herself – absolutely, unconditionally, overwhelmingly. Taichi’s love for Chihaya has been both a drive and a burden, propelling him to the highest tiers of karuta competition, while simultaneously having a deleterious effect on his scholastic performance, social life, and general sense of self. Taichi often comes under fire for his one-sided obsession, and yeah, it’s not exactly a healthy feeling – but at the same time, his messy and passionate feelings are one of the most human things about him. And now, having at last caught up to Chihaya’s meteoric professional rise, he can meet her as an equal in the field she loves best, and perhaps finally make her truly see him as the man he is.

For Chihaya, the meaning of this match is far more ambiguous. Taichi has always been an assumed variable in her relationship with karuta, but never the goal, and never the source of her passion. In professional terms, Chihaya only has eyes for Shinobu; she is absolutely committed to becoming the queen, and her lack of concern for anyone aside from the current queen actually ended up aiding her in her battle with Haruka. In personal terms, she’s always seemed more preoccupied with Arata than Taichi, as the lost friend who actually inspired her love of the sport. Chihaya is frankly pretty oblivious when it comes to Taichi, but now that he’s actually sitting across from her in a professional match, they might get a chance to honestly communicate in her most comfortable language.

Personal stakes aside, this matchup also promises to be a thrilling contrast of styles, as Chihaya’s classic speed and newfound strategic weapons clash with Taichi’s hyper-analytical play and hard-earned confidence. I’ve been awaiting this battle ever since we started Chihayafuru, and I could not be more excited. LET’S GET TO THE FINALS!

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Chihayafuru S3 – Episode 5

Hello all, and welcome back to Chihayafuru’s pre-Masters tournament! We return in the midst of the top eight, to a field that serves as the ultimate validation of Harada’s teaching style. While this tournament opened with all of the karuta societies’ various leaders bragging about their students, at this point, Harada has emerged as the clear victor. All four quarterfinal matches feature a member of his Shiranami Society, and even Harada himself is still in the running. After years of serving as Chihaya and Taichi’s most reliable ally and confidante, it’s wonderful to see his dedication to karuta and his students pay off in such stunning fashion.

This is no time to sit and celebrate, though! All four of Shiranami’s contenders are facing down tough opponents here, as Taichi squares off against long-time rival and admitted sadist Sudo, while Chihaya battles the actual former queen for a spot in the semis. Here in the third season, Chihaya’s ultimate dream no longer feels all that far away; Haruka might be rusty, but she’s still one of the best karuta players in the world. In a tournament that could very well serve as the ascension of a new karuta generation, Chihaya, Taichi, and Arata are all battling for themselves, for their friends, and for the dreams that have carried them this far. Let’s get to it!

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