Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today the sun is shining and bells are tolling atop Seiren Academy, as we return once more to the gorgeous and obscenely entertaining Dear Brother. Our last episode saw this drama’s insanity ratcheted up to heretofore purely theoretical levels, as Nanako was invited to her dear friend Shinobu’s birthday party. Upon arriving, she realized Shinobu had rented out a hotel’s dining room entirely for herself, her mother, and her eternal bestie Nanako, and things only got more unnerving from there. With the night ending on Shinobu’s friendly declaration to “kill you and then myself” if Nanako ever left her, Nanako was left to flee Shinobu’s home in tears, traumatized anew by her terrifying classmate.
For all the absurdity of that gathering, given the course of Dear Brother’s drama so far, it actually felt perfectly in line with my expectations for a Shinobu birthday party. Possessive desperation has been the girl’s MO this entire journey, with her initial apparent confidence in Seiren’s quirks and traditions swiftly clattering to the ground, revealing itself a mere embellished frontispiece introducing a tomb of madness. And that’s really how it’s gone for most of Seiren’s standards, from the false dignity of the Sorority to the fragile public personas of characters like Saint-Juste and Miya-sama. I frankly don’t know how anyone makes it out of this school alive, and I wouldn’t want it any other way. Let’s get back to class!