Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. With the winds of winter approaching, this week saw me putting the finishing touches on my players’ Christmas DnD adventure, which will be the third installment in our mostly annual holiday tradition. These quests have traditionally been written by one of my housemates as a break in the formal narrative action, with the first installment essentially positing Santa Claus as a Futurama-style figure of terror, and the second taking The Santa Clause’s premise in a more lycanthropy-adjacent direction. This third adventure will involve us doing a Diehard scenario with Santa as Hans Gruber, a collaboration where I open the quest as dungeon master, only for the action to be “invaded” by Santa in an active DM handoff. I’m eager to see how it all plays out, and will surely inform you folks in the aftermath, but for now, let’s burn down a fresh week in films!

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