Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I regret to announce that winter has finally arrived; an oppressive chill has fallen upon New England, and I doubt we’ll be seeing a warm day for a good five or six months. I absolutely hate the cold, and am frankly not too keen on the heat, either; to be honest, the whole concept of “seasons” has always felt a little suspect to me. I suppose they’re at least useful for adding unique dynamics to fiction, but my own life doesn’t require the neat dramatic hurdle of twelve inches of snow separating me from my destination. I suppose the winter at least gives me more of an excuse to tuck in and watch movies though, and today I’ve got a fresh selection of features for you all, ranging from modern horror revivals to more goddamn Naruto. Let’s break ‘em all down in the Week in Review!