Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. This week I’ve been balancing work priorities against the duel sirens of Blue Prince and Balatro, each of which would dash me against the rocks and drag me down to a briny doom if I gave them even the slightest inch. It is exceedingly easy for me to get addicted to roguelikes, but with both a fast-paced pump-up roguelike in Balatro and a meditative cooldown roguelike in Blue Prince, I could theoretically balance my energy between them indefinitely, living forever within a mixture of labyrinthian manors and outrageous poker combos. I’m even seriously considering constructing my own Pepe Silvia board of Blue Prince family relations, all so I can… I dunno, unlock a door holding a key that unlocks a different door? It’s dire out here, but fortunately our film screenings have continued unabated, alongside regular Dimension 20 episodes that are seriously opening my third eye regarding dungeon mastering possibilities. Let’s get to the films!

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