Spy x Family – Episode 36

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I’m eager to check back in on the Forger family, and see what new threats are lurking in the shadows. Although to be honest, it feels like the Forgers could still use a break from all the scheming and skullduggery; given their recent vacation involved murdering a small army of assassins while also defusing half a dozen bombs, they’ve clearly earned a vacation from their vacation, perhaps centered on a school festival or other similarly low-stakes excursion.

Regardless, I’m sure Tatsuya Endo and our reliable dual production studios have us in good hands. Spy x Family is basically the definition of comfort food, a show combining an inherently robust comedic premise with enough earnest, charming sentimentality to ensure every episode feels like a cozy afternoon nap. It is a perennial joy to return to, and I’m quite grateful I get to explore it with you all. Let’s see what’s next on the Forger itinerary!

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Winter 2025 – Week 3 in Review

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. We’re still deep in the January doldrums at this point, but I’ve been keeping busy however I can, and it seems my tabletop associates are at last emerging from their hibernation and bellowing for treats. It’s significantly harder to set up DnD sessions now that we don’t share an apartment, but the spirit is willing even if the scheduling is weak. I’ve also been making good on my resolution to get back into traditional fiction this year, and have already written a short story that’d been bouncing around my head for months. Plus I’m still munching through the delightful Metaphor Refantazio, which is so good it’s actually becoming a bit of a problem in terms of getting to other projects. Nonetheless, my film viewings continue apace, and I’ve curated a fresh collection of reflections for you all to peruse at leisure. Let’s get to it!

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The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You – Episode 10

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’re dropping back in on 100 Girlfriends at a moment of crisis, with Hakari having been cruelly stolen from her beloved Rentaro and his four other girlfriends. Upon learning that Hakari had taken up with a five-timing Lothario who was clearly up to no good, her mother stole her away from school altogether, and now plans to abscond with her daughter to god knows where. It’s thus up to Rentaro and his four committed compatriots to infiltrate Hakari’s mansion, confront Hakari’s mother, and convince her that Rentaro is actually a pretty nice guy.

Admittedly, the nature of Rentaro’s relationships would likely have any parent side-eyeing the situation, but that’s simply because they don’t understand how fulfilling a bond with Rentaro and roughly thirty to fifty other women can be. 100 Girlfriends’ essential insight is that for this story to work, the audience has to also be sort of in love with Rentaro, and he’s certainly worked his charms on me at least. With nothing but a spirit of pure mutual love in their hearts, let’s join the team as they set off to rescue Hakari!

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The Legend of Vox Machina S3 – Episode 3

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I am eager to return to the adventures of Vox Machina, who just recently found themselves hellbound in search of a plate armor vestige. Determined to avoid letting the relic fall into the Chroma Concord’s hands, J’Mon Sa Ord apparently tucked it away with an accommodating demon, who now holds it within the infernal City of Dis.

This seems about on-pace for their adventure so far, as we enter the third act of their overall journey. DnD’s leveling system naturally accommodates a certain scaling of challenges; characters between levels one and six generally confront local villains, seven through twelve constitute the “wandering age” of traveling do-gooders, and anything beyond that is the realm of seasoned heroes, characters who, like Vox Machina, are coming into their own as history-shaping figures. Among DnD’s many efforts to square mechanical and narrative drama, its leveling system is one of the most concrete and coherent, and smart DMs will scale the scope and threat of their stories accordingly.

Of course, things get a little wonkier even higher in the level scale, once you reach the mid-teens and beyond. At that point, things like physical environmental challenges and most mundane foes are simply no threat to a party of properly equipped heroes; they have scaled beyond the fundamentals of your average adventure, and most campaigns will accordingly retire them well before they hit twenty. This is the challenge I am currently facing, with my players demanding post-game content even after their victory over the forces of hell. I’ve been doing my best to accommodate these requests, and am currently in the process of weaving in an eldritch adversary that expresses itself largely within the most fraught landscapes of the world, be they magically corrupted cities, temples at the bottom of the ocean, or active volcanoes. It’s a tricky thing to balance pacing and tone at this scale, particularly since I’m now one among several writers, basically just handling the big plot-centric beats while my players take turns running side quests. But anyway, I’ve rambled enough about scaling – let’s go to hell!

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Monogatari Off/Monster Season – Episode 2

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’re returning to Monogatari’s Off Season, as Isin continues to explore the wandering lives of Araragi’s various associates. Isin has clearly found an effective way to have his cake and eat it too, as Monogatari already arrived at a thematically cohesive conclusion back during Final Season, yet charting these continuing adventures nonetheless also fits within the show’s general philosophy. After all, one of the major points of Monogatari is that people are not fixed points, and our psychological development does not comprise clean, conclusive emotional arcs. We are all works in progress, liable to backslide or be stymied by new challenges, and exploring these Hanamonogatari-esque further hurdles has given the franchise life beyond its original protagonist.

With Yotsugi’s self-inflicted crisis now presumably handled, it seems we are turning to Nadeko, who has become something of a shut-in now that she’s found a passion worth pursuing, a source of pride that embodies her chosen identity, rather than the persona initially foisted upon her. Though Kaiki did a magnificent job back in Hitagi End, one push in the right direction does not a self-actualized person make, so I’m guessing we’ll still be grappling with Nadeko’s relatively unmoored sense of self. Let’s see how our passionate young mangaka is faring!

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Winter 2025 – Week 2 in Review

Hello folks, and welcome the heck back to Wrong Every Time. Today I am looking out at perhaps the first clear day of the new year, a sight that would perhaps inspire me to get off my ass and go enjoy some nature, if it weren’t also twenty goddamn degrees outside. Instead, I will likely stay safely indoors and play a whole bunch of Metaphor: Refantazio, which has succeeded in inheriting its Persona brethren’s capacity to utterly take over my life. Seriously, we’ve got like turn timers running to ensure everyone gets an equal share of Metaphor, it’s an absolute mess over here. Anyway, with two hour timers separating Metaphor play sessions, I’ve also found time for plenty of film features as well. Let’s break ‘em down!

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Galaxy Express 999 – Episode 6

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I am absolutely thrilled to be returning to Galaxy Express 999, and continuing the journey of the intrepid Tetsuro and mysterious Maetel. Though the anime community at large tends to be interested only in following the latest and flashiest of productions, my excursions into classic anime have regularly proven the most rewarding of all, with Galaxy Express 999 already establishing a place of honor among my ongoing projects. In fact, I’m enjoying the show so much that I actually munched through the first five funded episodes all in a row, meaning I’m now returning to the express for the first time in months.

When last we left off, Tetsuro and Maetel had just escaped the icy planes of Pluto, a cold and lonely planet harboring the bodies of those who could never escape the solar system, or who did so only by leaving their old shells behind. Many travelers in this world seem desperate for the eternity of a metal body, but our representative cyborgs seem no happier than our flesh-and-blood humans, most of them craving a return to the bodies they once discarded. Happiness is elusive in this world, a hope we pin on distant stars, knowing only that this planet holds nothing but regrets. And so the express journeys from station to station, each new destination reiterating the capitalist barbarism of society and the insatiable emptiness of the human heart. Shall we take our seats?

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Yuki Yuna is a Hero (Washio Sumi Chapter) – Episode 3

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I figured we’d check back in on Togo and the gang with a fresh episode of Yuki Yuna is a Hero, as we all collectively wait for the other shoe to drop. Honestly, it feels a bit cruel just to be watching this show; with every episode viewed, we march further away from the charming friendship our leads have established, and closer towards the prophesied violent end of their heroic tenure. The inherent dramatic irony of this prequel saga means we cannot even hope for a happy ending; the “happiest” conclusion here is that the end comes swiftly, and our heroes aren’t strung along bearing false hopes.

In that, Washio Sumi Chapter is cleverly succeeding in further aligning us with Togo’s headspace at the end of the first season, wherein her certainty of eventual destruction led her to rebel against the Divine Tree itself. With failure preordained, the full cycle of the Divine Tree’s cruelty is certain to be realized, and we can witness firsthand how the deterioration of our heroes is interpreted by the true believers of this society. If they cannot be rescued, then they can at least be recognized for their sacrifice – so let us return to the battle, as the gods make their plans and us mortals suffer the consequences!

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Top Anime of 2024 (And Year in Review)

Hello folks, and welcome to the end of another year on this swiftly decaying orb. There’s no sugarcoating it; this has been a year of absolute horrors on the global stage, with my own government doing its best to sanitize a ruthless genocide while the world at large slips further into regressive, reactionary social attitudes and outright fascism. The neoliberal consensus of the early 2010s has broken on the back of capitalism’s increasingly ruthless post-COVID exploitation, and the best message the alleged adults in the room could muster was “things are fine the way they are,” a message that resonated so poorly it sent a narcissistic, buffoonish reality show host back into the most powerful seat in the world.

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Winter 2025 – Week 1 in Review

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. It’s the beginning of a brand spanking new year, and though all signs point to a renewed slate of horrors bearing down on us, I’m determined to at least start the year with as much confidence and enthusiasm as possible. I mean, we’ve got… what, that Elden Ring multiplayer spinoff coming at some point, right? And I think Hades 2 will be coming out of early access? Plus One Piece will be coming off hiatus in a few months, and I imagine Toei will be pulling out all the stops for Egghead’s finale. Alright, so we’ve got some stuff to look forward to, that’s definitely a start. I’ll keep brainstorming new reasons for the season, and in the meantime, let’s ring in the new year with a fresh collection of films. On with the Week in Review!

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