Yaiba: Samurai Legend – Episode 6

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I’m eager to check back in on the freewheeling adventures of Yaiba, Sayaka, and their increasingly bizarre companions, as we screen a fresh episode of Yaiba: Samurai Legend. When last we left off, Onimaru’s ominous octet of oni had been largely dismantled, mainly owing to the fact that none of them were particularly threatening or malevolent in the first place. Seriously, a sea cucumber? Onimaru, I don’t know what you were expecting.

All of that felt perfectly in line with Yaiba’s fast-paced, lighthearted spin on shonen drama, a style that calls to mind the rambling, playful early days of Akira Toriyama’s Dragon Ball. With much of modern shonen aspiring to a self-seriousness their narratives cannot begin to justify, it’s refreshing to see a show that’s just having fun with the template, offering endearingly non-threatening villains and then eagerly inviting them to join the good guys. And of course, all of this is made far more appealing through the kinetic animation and lush background design of Takahiro Hasui’s impressive adaptation, which is clearly and effectively conjuring the nostalgic aesthetics of ‘80s anime. I’m all for this reappropriation of dormant yet enduringly compelling styles, and eager to see what nonsense Aoyama cooks up next. Let’s get to it!

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CITY the Animation – Episode 4

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today the sun is shining on a crisp October day here in the city, the kind of day that invokes a natural yearning to get out there and savor the countless tiny stories of a community in motion. Well, I gotta finish this here article before I do that, but fortunately we are today visiting another of my favorite cities, as we return to the aptly named CITY the Animation.

The combination of Keiichi Arawi’s madcap storytelling and Kyoto Animation’s utterly breathtaking adaptation have so far made for one of this year’s greatest and most distinctive pleasures, a perpetual celebration of community, creativity, and the fundamental joy of motion. The clear enthusiasm this team has brought to this production is infectious, elevating every ridiculous pratfall and non-sequitur into a fond salute to life’s incidental, unexpected pleasures. Let’s see what new soft-hearted silliness they’ve got in store for us as we head back to the city!

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BanG Dream! Ave Mujica – Episode 9

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’re returning to the sumptuous nightmare that is Ave Mujica, as Sakiko and her companions seek love and validation in all the worst possible places. When last we’d left off, a reunion performance by CRYCHIC had threatened to actually improve our characters’ mental health, allowing them to venerate and say goodbye to their past passions while charting a new way forward. Well, we clearly couldn’t have that, so Umiri swiftly suggested a reunion for Ave Mujica as well, having recently developed a taste for meaningful, mutually fulfilling group performance.

Umiri picked a heck of a time to propose this plan, and perhaps the least likely group to propose it for; even with her alleged thirty bands, I imagine the least healthy among them is still in better shape than Ave Mujica. Her words sparked a hope of survival in Mortis, who frankly also deserves better than all of this nonsense, and thus we are again off to the races, with Umiri promising to teach Mortis the guitar and make her “real” in the process. And while Umiri’s “dark side” turned out to be no more than the yearning for connection that defines all of these girls, we’ve still got an Uika-shaped time bomb ticking away, undoubtedly prepped to explode into a fresh field of psychological shrapnel. Let’s see who snaps first as we return to Ave Mujica!

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Rock is a Lady’s Modesty – Episode 6

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’re storming the gates of high society with a battalion of rebellious rock tunes, as our heroines Lilisa and Otoha continue their dual lives as elegant young ladies and sneering rock gods. When last we left off, the two had just secured a pair of key victories, guiding a mild-mannered symphonic group into a rousing performance that affirmed their stage-ready skills. This in turn won Lilisa the support of her stepsister Alice, who was dazzled by the confidence and authenticity Lilisa could evoke in her true element.

While that performance was certainly a great success for our leads, it also has me wondering precisely what depths this series is interested in delving into, be they cultural, psychological, or otherwise. Rock here is defined largely as “authenticity,” or perhaps more specifically as a “lack of social propriety,” but rebelling purely because you don’t want to dress up and make nice is still defining yourself according to the expectations of your assumed social stature. You can’t make a character study out of two shallow veneers; if Lady’s Modesty wants to foster substantive emotional drama, it will need to dig deeper into the feelings and experiences that have driven its cast to their current perspectives. If, on the other hand, it wants to explore music as a unifying or even liberatory cultural force, it will likely need to elaborate on its philosophy of rock beyond “fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me.” Regardless, Lilisa’s always a pleasure to hang out with, so I’m sure we’ll find something to talk about as we charge through Rock is a Lady’s Modesty!

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Big Windup! – Episode 20

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today rain beats down on the first match of the summer tournament, as our boys from Nishiura strive to overcome the first-seated Tosei team. After managing to eke out a two-run lead across the first few innings, they were put on the backfoot by their technically superior opponents, who tightened their strategy to secure two runs of their own. With the score now tied as the innings dwindle, it’s looking like the surprise factor that carried Nishiura to early success has thoroughly run out.

Well, that’s at least one version of the story. Another concerns the growing confidence of Nishiura pitcher Mihashi, a certainty of his value that is proving infectious enough to raise the spirits and mutual trust of his entire team. Another version might prioritize the game’s information war; not only do Nishiura have far superior batting data, they also have an ace batter who’s figured out the opposing pitcher’s tells. And another might prioritize the shifting physical conditions of the battlefield; both the rain itself and its effect on the field’s texture, which has so far both inhibited Tosei’s pitcher and given Nishiura’s catcher more tools to manipulate. Asa Higuchi has constructed a marvelous multiplanar diorama of tactically grounded conflict, demonstrating the many hidden layers of this ostensibly straightforward sport, and through doing so offered us a competition that thrills and satisfies anew with each subsequent at-bat. Let’s get back to the battle!

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Monogatari Off/Monster Season – Episode 8

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’re continuing our journey through what I can safely say falls on the “Monster” side of Monogatari’s Off/Monster Season collection, given both its protagonists are either alleged or self-defined monsters. On the one hand we have Deathtopia, an immortal vampire bound only by the proud weight of her own words. On the other, we have Acerola, an unwilling “princess” who brings ruin to all, and wishes only for a single life to save.

Whether they consider them a curse or blessing, both have clearly been isolated by their powers. Deathtopia had spent so much time in her lonely castle that it fell to her servant to inform her the kingdom had fallen, while Acerola’s quest for redemption has only brought more lives to ruin, raising the question of whether her existence itself is a curse. Yet in spite of the fantastical nature of their afflictions, their story echoes a familiar Monogatari refrain: the necessity of coming to peace with your own nature, of learning to love yourself, to accept all your sharp angles, and thereby reach beyond your own torment and positively impact the life of another. Let’s see how our vampire and death princess are fairing!

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Alien Stage – Round 1

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’re checking out something a bit different from my usual fare, as we screen Round 1 of Alien Stage, which to my understanding is a somewhat mixed-media but largely music video-driven narrative project centered around human singers being forced to compete for the entertainment of their alien overlords. These music videos are presumably then framed as stages within this competition, with each apparently offering insight into both its singer and the dystopian world they inhabit.

That all sounds pretty fun to me, and frankly probably something I’d be into myself if I’d grown up with Youtube already in full stride. I am a huge fan of the music video as an art form, enjoyed plenty of anime music videos as a teen, and am in general a sucker for emotional narratives conveyed through song. My list of favorite records leans heavily towards narrative-heavy concept albums – The Meadowlands, Hospice, Offerings, The Sunset Tree, and many more of my favorites are in part beloved because they rise beyond the confines of any given song, lending the emotional weight of a full dramatic arc to their final moments. Alien Stage seems intended to scratch exactly that sort of itch, so let’s see what this first round is all about!

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The Legend of Vox Machina S3 – Episode 11

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’re returning to the tales of Vox Machina, who recently suffered a schism in the wake of their dubious victory over Thordak. Fed up with her teammates’ lack of trust in her decisions, Keyleth packed up her feathers and flew home, seeking her own methods of detecting Raishan’s location. The twins then set out to find Anna Ripley, and hopefully let Percy rest in peace. Meanwhile, Grog and Pike stayed back at the half-destroyed manor, praying for a method of raising Scanlan from his apparent coma.

It’s certainly a low point for Vox Machina, but it’s a well-placed and necessary one. The battle against Thordak focused the party’s priorities, and thereby let them forget for a time the natural divisions and divergent ambitions of their constituent members. The fact that they’re splitting now is a demonstration of how well they’ve been defined as individuals, serving as both a brief cooldown of dramatic tension and an affirmation of their personal progress. The primacy of the party is a core aspect of DnD, but if you want to build a fully furnished fantasy adventure, you must also allow the space for players to define themselves as members of a larger living world, and not just vehicles for action heroics.

Granted, Vox Machina have a natural advantage in this pursuit, given they’re all professional goddamn voice actors who are perfectly comfortable sculpting emergent disagreements amongst themselves. For my own campaign, I compromised between the primacy of the party and the texturing of individual party members by eventually making the campaign a tour of their homelands; allying the Dales required visiting our ranger’s old stomping grounds, then infiltrating the home of our nemesis brought us face-to-face with our rogue’s origins, etcetera. Vox Machina’s unique strengths as a group facilitate the starkness of this separation, but in truth every group will have its own strengths, and crafting a successful campaign is ultimately less about following one strict model than embracing what you and your players enjoy and excel at. With that obvious truth established, let’s charge back into Vox Machina!

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Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End – Episode 15

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the open road lies sprawling before us, promising adventures that will undoubtedly call into question our reason for adventuring – what we hope to receive for our struggles, and what we pray not to forget in the years ahead. That’s right, it’s time for Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End, that rambling tale of reflection and renewal, which through its focus on impermanence finds both sorrow and hope – the lament that all we love will eventually pass away, and the accompanying prayer that we will take this passing with grace, and embrace the endless possibilities of each new day.

When last we left off, the party were concluding a pair of vignettes regarding the enduring talismans of close bonds, contrasting Stark’s search for a birthday present for Fern with Frieren’s attachment to a ring given by Himmel. The objects are just signifiers, but signifiers are important; just as a key unlocks a door, so does a treasured gift unlock a memory, carrying within it an echo of the emotions it first inspired. With Frieren’s precious token restored, the party continues their journey north, seeking to augment those fond memories with the closure of a last conversation with Himmel. Onward, to the land of souls’ rest!

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My Dress-Up Darling – Episode 1

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’re checking out the first episode of a much-loved recent production, as we explore the premiere of My Dress-Up Darling. From what I understand, the story is a generally lighthearted romance centered on learning to proudly embrace your passions, as our cosplay enthusiast heroine draws her hina doll-crafting classmate out of his shell. As such, I’m expecting plenty of charming character moments, a healthy slice of adolescent social psychology, and perhaps even a closer look at the costume-making process.

As for our production team, it seems we’ve got a variety of younger figures in the key roles. Director Keisuke Shinohara has largely worked on individual episodes prior to this production, lending his talents to such distinguished productions as Bocchi the Rock!, Devilman Crybaby, and Flip Flappers. Character designer Kazumasa Ishida has also mostly worked as animation director on smaller projects, though the frequent overlaps in their resumes tells me they’ve clearly come to enjoy collaborating. This full-length production seems like a major break for both of them, so let’s see what the team has in store as we march into Dress-Up Darling!

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