Yuri is My Job! – Episode 11

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’re scrambling for good seats at Cafe Liebe, just in time for Yuri is My Job!’s Blume election results to be revealed. Our last episode offered something of a breakthrough in the Sumika-Kanoko drama, though the two are still far from friends. Kanoko was unwilling to abandon her love of Hime, but made it clear to Sumika that it would never be more than that. Kanoko seems to understand that, like the ornate bonds of Liebe Girls Academy, her form of love can only live as an implication; there is no substance to it beyond the fantasy she has invented, and thus she will content herself to live forever in Hime’s shadow.

It’s not exactly a healthy approach to romance, but it at least ameliorated Sumika’s concerns regarding the fate of the cafe. And beyond that, through her conversation with Nene, Sumika was able to mentally redefine Kanoko from a threat to a victim, a girl whose one-sided romance would only end in tears. As she’s so often done in the past, I imagine that’s something Sumika can work into the Cafe Liebe narrative – in fact, isn’t one of the core roles of the elder Schwestern to comfort their little sister, to embrace them and dry their tears after their innocent dreams are denied? I could easily see us proceeding towards a conclusion where a flourish of genuine honesty from Kanoko ends up integrating into the kayfabe of Cafe Liebe, but first, we must crown our new Blume. Let’s get to it!

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Trigun Stampede – Episode 7

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’re returning to Trigun Stampede in a moment of crisis, as the Sand Steamer carrying our heroes to JuLai has come under attack from both  Wolfwood’s old companion Livio and a small army of bandits. Confronted with this shadow of the boy he once sought to protect, Wolfwood’s alleged cynicism has been put to the test, as he struggles to uphold the same cutthroat critiques he has leveled at Vash’s idealism.

So yes, we are currently deep in The Good Stuff, matching this production’s most complex action tableau with its most urgent contrast of Vash and Wolfwood’s ideals. Both of them are fundamentally humanists, and both of them are also to some extent hypocrites; Vash’s pacifist values require him to often ignore the second-order effects of his actions, while Wolfwood’s callous odes to self-reliance hide an underlying desire to protect those who cannot protect themselves. But it is neither Vash nor Wolfwood who is truly wrong; these are all simply the consequences of maintaining compassion in a fallen world, where human existence is so fragile that the better angels of our nature must fight to overcome pragmatism and hopelessness at every turn. Whatever shields our leads must develop to maintain that humanist hope, whether it’s Vash’s selective perspective or Wolfwood’s fatalistic facade, it is far better to find peace with hypocrisy than to genuinely harden our hearts. Peaceful coexistence might be an impossible dream, but we must seek it all the same; ultimately, it is only when we lose faith in each other that we are truly lost.

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Galaxy Express 999 – Episode 11

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I’m delighted to announce we’re returning to Galaxy Express 999, as Tetsuro and Maetel continue their journey toward the far reaches of the galaxy. When last we left off, they had just departed from the planet Trader, having seen firsthand the vast disparities inherent in their allegedly glorious future. The rails of the Galaxy Express are greased by blood, facilitated by a sprawling underclass that can only dream of the freedom and mobility Tetsuro enjoys.

But of course, that has been an assumption of Galaxy Express from the very first episode, when we were immediately introduced to the undercity attending its glittering surface. Rather than simply wallow in the reality of capitalism, our last two-parter instead told a quiet, personal story, as we joined Hanako on her “triumphant” return to her parents’ home. Having worked herself to the bone without acquiring either wealth or love, she was granted a chance by Tetsuro to at least calm her parents’ worries, offering a misleading but kindly meant assurance that her years of toil and absence were worth something. They can strip us of everything else, but they cannot steal our concern for each other, our tenderness towards our loved ones or our dreams of escaping this life.

Could that really be enough? At least in celebrating this small act of kindness, Galaxy Express demonstrates that we are not so alone, that we all suffer under the yoke of capitalism, but that in our dreams and compassion, we are one and the same. Let us hold tight to that hope in these dark times, doing right by each other and working towards a brighter future. Once more, all aboard the Galaxy Express.

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Summer 2025 – Week 2 in Review

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. This week I’ve been avoiding the summer heat by playing a whole ton of Death Stranding 2, which is proving both immensely compelling and also quite different from its predecessor. I can see why Kojima was worried that his playtesters were “enjoying it too much” – the franchise has largely abandoned the austerity of both form and function that defined its predecessor, that singular sense of loneliness and unending toil that made it a distinct emotional experience within the medium. In contrast, Death Stranding 2 embraces enough of Metal Gear Solid 5’s mechanics to offer a crowd-pleasing summation of Kojima’s career to date, meaning it’s less of a revelatory art experience than simply a damn good videogame. It has nonetheless got its hooks in me deep, but I still managed to spare enough time to sneak in some film viewings. Let’s get to it!

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Yaiba: Samurai Legend – Episode 3

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’re bounding back into the ongoing revival of Yaiba: Samurai Legend, the bombastic shonen spectacle originally created by Case Closed mangaka Gosho Aoyama. Within our first two episodes, Yaiba has accidentally shipped himself from his mysterious jungle home to Japan, taken up residence with local girl Sayaka Mine, and found himself a destined rival in the form of kendo specialist Takeshi Onimaru. In fact, Yaiba has proven so intolerable to Onimaru that he was goaded into claiming a demonic sword, an artifact of the wind oni Fujin, which must surely be countered by Yaiba’s own acquisition of the matching Raijin blade.

The story has proceeded at a breakneck pace so far, demonstrating an enticing mixture of dynamic, Kaneda-style action posing and flexible, CG-facilitated storyboarding. The overall effect is one of profound kinetic energy in both framing and animation, yet I’ve nonetheless found myself particularly struck by the production’s moments of stillness, the predawn light cherished by Sayaka and Takeshi alike. Still, with a magic sword-bearing demon on the loose, I imagine we’re in for a hectic time as Yaiba reunites with his rival. Let’s get to it!

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Rock is a Lady’s Modesty – Episode 2

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I thought we might check in on Oushin Girls’ Academy, and see how new arrival Lilisa is managing to uphold the tenets of dignified high-class ladydom. Having crawled up from the ranks of the peasantry through her mother’s union with the distinguished Suzunomiya family, Lilisa is determined to become the academy’s Noble Maiden, and thereby secure a lasting future for herself and her mother. And it won’t take much – just abandoning her current personality and her most precious memories, including her conjoined love of her father and the guitar.

So yeah, that probably wasn’t going to happen. Nonetheless, it took the intervention of fellow young maiden and born blue blood Otoha Kurogane to shake her poise, calling her back to the guitar and the earnest, unvarnished feelings it represents through the time-honored challenge of “what are you, chicken?” Along the way, Rock is a Lady’s Modesty has presented a bevy of charged visual motifs, defining life at Oushin as a series of cages and mirrors, barring true expression while consistently allowing glimpses of humanity to seep through in fountain pools, painted glass, or the sweat of pure, reckless passion. I’m at this point most curious to learn of Otoha’s “true self,” or whether she has actually managed to integrate the duality of propriety and rebellion more gracefully than Lilisa, but I’m down for whatever this team has to throw at us. Let’s get to it!

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Monogatari Off/Monster Season – Episode 6

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we are concluding Nadeko’s quest to pull herself back together, and hopefully come to love all the divergent personas that brought her to this point. Having recaptured Flirty Nadeko and Wrath Nadeko, she now finds herself facing off with God Nadeko, the medusa that once threatened all life in her town. With neither Kaiki’s guidance nor Yotsugi’s Unlimited Rulebook to assist her, she will have to confront one of the most powerful creatures in Monogatari history, and somehow convince her to help with Nadeko’s embarrassing romance manga.

It’s not unusual to come to hate your own past self. In fact, it can often be quite comforting to blame your former identity for all the failings of your current life, or to at least feel embarrassed regarding the ignorance, insecurity, or audacity that inspired your prior forms of self-expression. The passion that inspired one era of your life can seem embarrassing or naive from a further vantage point – but as Kaiki told Nadeko once before, passion is inherently embarrassing. Commitment is embarrassing. Staking your claim in the world, stating what you truly desire and how hard you’d work to acquire it, is always kinda embarrassing. We cling to indifference or even nihilism as defensive measures, knowing only that to admit we care is to invite mockery, to let others poke holes in our shameful ambitions.

But that’s no way to live. To truly thrive we must embrace the embarrassment of committing fully to our passions, and to understand ourselves we must forgive and embrace our past selves, knowing that their passion is still a part of us. The girl who used meekness as a shield, the girl who danced for the crowd’s applause, the girl who hated that crowd for their shallow adoration – all of those were earnest forms of Nadeko, each trying their best to get along in a world that tells us the only true crime is to wear no mask at all. If Nadeko wants to create stories that speak from the heart, she must first learn to embrace her own – and in forgiving these rambling Nadekos, she might just see the path forward a little more clearly. Let’s return to the final battle!

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Summer 2025 – Week 1 in Review

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’ve hit the first week of the summer anime season, which of course means we’re in truth a third of the way through summer, because the year actually starts a month into winter and nothing truly means anything. Regardless, this occasion marks the perfect time to take a glance at the contenders of last season, whose glimmering early potential has at this point solidified into cold, uncompromising reality. It seems folks aren’t so hot on Shinichiro Watanabe’s latest, but I’m looking forward to checking out our latest Gundam, and have been hearing nothing but positive things about Apocalypse Hotel. Clearly more investigation will be needed, but for now, let’s run down our latest film contenders in the Week in Review!

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The Fire Hunter – Episode 2

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we return to the fraught, entrancing world of The Fire Hunter, as Touko begins her pilgrimage to the capital, hoping to redress the crime of a fire hunter’s death by shepherding his dog Kanata home. She has said goodbye to the village she has known and the adopted mother she loved, climbing aboard an imposing forest-bound train that embodies both the technological sprawl of this series and the dangers lurking in the wilds. What awaits her is unknowable; in this world where fire sparks death, the terrors of the deep woods must surely be beyond our comprehension.

As you can probably tell, I’m having a great time so far. Rieko Hinata’s world is distinctive and fascinating, and the show so far is revealing its secrets with the offhand confidence and measured pacing of a master storyteller. The show’s art design is also distinctive and compelling, offering a landscape both melancholy and beautiful, and populating it with characters rich in expressive flourishes of body language. Stillness, anticipation, and grief; there is a charged, mournful aspect to Touko’s story, like a dark cloud promising a cold rain. Let us see where the journey takes us as we return to The Fire Hunter.

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Big Windup! – Episode 17

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I am delighted to announce we’re returning to Big goddamn Windup, as our Nishiura boys charge into the fourth inning of their contest with Tosei, the returning summer tournament champions. So far our team has secured one precious early run, and have so far succeeded in defending that lead through Mihashi’s distinctive pitching. However, the storm clouds gathering overhead might well be an echo of Nishiura’s fortunes, as a team with every other advantage chips away at Nishiura’s crumbling element of surprise.

All of this has of course made for a rich, aromatic tactical stew served to us in the audience. Big Windup’s mixture of psychological analysis and game strategy was engaging even before we reached the field, and now the show is blooming into a vivid tactical simulator of impressive scope, factoring both the skills and mindsets of the various players into its ongoing drama so gracefully that it’s all parsable as a collective, coherent evolving conflict. Between the individual character reflections and the ongoing commentary of Abe, Momoe, and Tosei pitcher Takase, the knuckle-biting turning points of this conflict are apparent on both a micro and macro level, leaving us with the inescapable impression of Nishiura playing aboard a sinking ship, desperately attempting to secure runs before Tosei’s superior training shuts them out entirely. Let’s get to the game!

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