Star Driver – Episode 17

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Hello friends, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I am basically inconsolable, as my favorite character in Star Driver has picked up roots and left for the coast, perhaps never to be seen again. That’s right, our former shrine maiden Mizuno has left Southern Cross Isle, taking my heart and her inconsistently defined spirit sister alongside her. Where I once might have hoped Mizuno would actually take over this narrative in its second half, I can now only gaze regretfully out towards her retreating ferry, clinging to the memories we shared.

All right, that’s more than enough of that. Anyways, with Mizuno and Head’s blue-haired maiden out, it would appear we’re now down to Kate and Wako as the last remaining shrine maidens. Considering Kiraboshi’s repeated attempts to recruit Sugata, I’m guessing they intend him, bearer of the King’s Pillar, to “unlock” Wako’s shrine gate, echoing their formal engagement via the island’s unique mechanical properties. Of course, given Kate has always loved Sugata and resented Wako, I imagine she has some private plans to interfere with the inevitability of Sugata and Wako as a couple; considering she herself is also a shrine maiden, I’m guessing she’ll attempt to replace Wako in some way. With fault lines widening both within and beyond Kiraboshi, I’m eager to see how the narrative evolves in this third act. Let’s get to it!

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Tsurune S2 – Episode 1

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’ll be embarking on a new project that’s also a bit of a homecoming, as we explore the second season of Kyoto Animation’s Tsurune. Tsurune was the last drama Kyoto Animation produced before the 2019 arson attack, and therefore the last show they produced in the mode that essentially drew me back into anime. Back in 2012, Hyouka was one of the first anime to rekindle my interest in the medium, after I’d largely fallen out of watching anime during college. That was followed by poignant, delicately animated dramas like Sound! Euphonium and A Silent Voice, all of which collectively solidified Kyoto Animation as my favorite anime studio, and the studio that best exemplified what I found compelling about the medium.

When Kyoto Animation suffered that attack, my hope for anime’s future, as a medium that prioritizes intimate human stories and captures life as it is truly experienced, was nearly extinguished. The years since have largely proven my fears correct; though other studios have tried, only Naoko Yamada’s own Heike Monogatari has achieved the level of brilliance embodied by KyoAni’s best productions. Anime has been significantly poorer for KyoAni’s absence, but with a new season of Tsurune, it seems like we’ve reason to hope again. After far too long away, let’s see how our young archers are faring!

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Winter 2023 – Week 10 in Review

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Hey folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I am frustrated to admit that spring still offers no sign of its allegedly imminent arrival, but I’ve been making do the best I can, and putting all this time inside to work on various media projects. Admittedly, one of those projects was just “play the shit out of Pokémon Violet,” but I’ve also been dedicating myself to several more reputable endeavors. Alongside our usual film viewings, we’ve also started on two more anime projects: the original Dragon Ball, as well as the ‘97 adaptation of Berserk. Both have been engaging in their own ways, though Berserk’s unrelentingly grim tone has made for necessarily staggered viewing. Fortunately, what Berserk lacks in cheer is more than made up for by Dragon Ball, which has so far proved itself to be just as joyful and significantly more horny than I remember. Anyway, I’ll likely have more to say about those journeys once I’m further in, but for now let’s run down the week’s feature films!

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Toradora! – Episode 10

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Toradora’s ninth episode was, if anything, a bit of a backslide or regression for our luckless heroes. After the eighth episode saw Taiga passionately acknowledging her connection to Ryuuji, the allure of a summer trip and its attendant opportunities found both our leads slipping back into old habits, and attempting to contrive some ghostly encounter that might push each into the arms of their destined love. Not only have they failed to recognize the mutual affection they already possess, but they’ve also returned to seeing romance as some sort of solvable logic puzzle, wherein love flowers not from the steady march of shared time and meaningful experiences (like, say, Ryuuji and Taiga’s desperate episode eight training), but through the engineering of some arbitrary situation that flips some theoretical “love switch,” jetting its participants from awkward acquaintances to comfortable lovers in one turbulent motion.

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The Demon Girl Next Door S2 – Episode 7

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I’m eager to dive back into The Demon Girl Next Door, which most recently surprised me with what felt very much like a mid-season season finale. Pretty much all of our immediate narrative concerns were addressed and to some extent resolved by our last episode, whether we’re speaking in terms of the characters’ overt task or their emotional trajectory.

As far as the “save Sakura” quest goes, Sakura Chiyoda has been discovered nestled safely in Shamiko’s heart, serving as her magical protector until Shamiko is strong enough to stand on her own. And Shamiko’s private vow to make Momo smile has reaped stunning rewards as well: not only has Momo earned that treasured genuine smile, but it was even in the context of Momo pledging that “make Shamiko happy” is her new goal to strive for, just hours after Momo embraced the darkness to save Shamiko from bad dreams.

Such definitive conclusions would generally mark the end of a series, which makes me all the more intrigued about what comes next. How will Momo act now that she’s free from the stress of saving Sakura, and will all these relational milestones crossed help Shamiko realize that she and Momo are already dating? Let’s find out!

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Dear Brother – Episode 3

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I’m eager to dive back into Dezaki’s majestic Dear Brother, whose last episode presented us with a dizzying array of narrative developments and relational revelations. We swiftly learned the identity of Nanako’s alleged brother, but that was only the tip of the iceberg. In the leadup to the reveal of Nanako’s candidacy, we also saw clear battle lines drawn between the school’s three objects of adoration, as well as plenty more evidence that Shinobu will eventually burn this whole place down.

In the midst of all these passionate, larger-than-life personalities, my most urgent question is how exactly Nanako will make herself stand out. Unlike many high school heroines, there’s little that’s remarkable about her, and she’s spent the first two episodes being guided by others rather than establishing her own path. Her persistent use of Cinderella imagery to describe her school life makes it clear that she can’t quite see her Seiran experiences as real, so I imagine it’ll take a disruption of her current fairy tale framing to bring her down to earth. Regardless, I’m certain Dezaki will realize her experiences with decadent visual splendor, and eager to see how Ikeda’s tangled narrative proceeds. Let’s get to it!

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Winter 2023 – Week 9 in Review

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Hey folks, and welcome on back to Wrong Every Time. I hope you’re all staying warm through these interminable winter days, and am happy to report I’ve got a sturdy pile of film reflections ready for your perusal. I’ve also been continuing my journey through anime of the past; after subjecting my housemates to eighty episodes of Tomino, I figured it was time to call for suggestions from the crowd, and thus Outlaw Star served as our latest anime endeavor. I last saw Outlaw Star in episodic fragments after school on Toonami, so it was quite a blast of nostalgia to return to its crew, and even more satisfying to realize Outlaw Star is just a damn good time. I’ll probably rustle up some composed thoughts on the show soon, but for now, let’s run through a fresh selection of feature films!

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Spy x Family – Episode 15

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we return to Spy x Family in a moment of crisis, as Loid faces off with a bomb-laden dog in a dark alley! Is this the end for Loid, or perhaps just for this poor pooch? How will we resolve this encroaching calamity!?

Well, I’m guessing Spy x Family isn’t the sort of story to either shoot or explode a dog, so I imagine we’re in for some quick thinking and dazzling acrobatics from our resident Bondman. Either way, I’m eager to reach the climax of this arc, which has so far served as the fulfillment of one of Spy x Family’s most alluring promises: the entire family in battle array, employing their powers in unison to accomplish some grand objective. Anya’s certainly settling into this mode well; the acquisition of a big floofy dog has vastly enhanced her reconnaissance abilities, not only through its apparent precognitive powers, but perhaps more importantly through its ability to move much faster than Anya’s tiny little legs. Seeing the whole family in action has been a delight, and I’m eager to see how we turn this attempted bombing into some improbable bonding exercise. Let’s get to it!

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The Legend of Vox Machina S2 – Episode 2

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I’m eager to continue exploring the second season of Vox Machina, as our intrepid warriors head to Vasselheim in search of new allies. Will they find the reinforcements they seek, and can any force of mere warriors hope to stand up to the might of the Chroma Conclave!? If the laws of satisfying DnD experiences are to be obeyed, then “yes, obviously,” but I’m grateful to Mercer for setting up such a seemingly implacable foe.

Frankly, this season’s dramatic opening sequence is making me feel a little regretful about not destroying my own campaign’s main city, and merely subjecting it to an attack that saw its rulers killed and towers toppled. If my players are going to believe the whole world is in peril, I should at least be willing to destroy one city to prove it, right? But that’s just the sort of insight I love from this show, as it and I grapple with the perpetual negotiations of player satisfaction versus dramatic necessity, agency versus narrative focus, and all the other unresolvable contradictions that make DnD so interesting, so ambiguous and alive. Let’s sally forth to Vasselheim, as we continue to explore The Legend of Vox Machina!

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Bocchi the Rock! – Episode 3

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Hello folks, and welcome on back to Wrong Every Time. Today I’m eager to dive back into the perpetual anxiety nightmare that is Life As A Bocchi, and see how our girl fares in the wake of her first day at work. Manning the concession stand at Starry was indeed a harrowing experience, but it was clear that Bocchi was making progress by the end, and equally clear that Nijika has been a good influence on her. From that first crossing of the playground fence to her admission that “I’m having a better time because you’re here,” Nijika has consistently and compassionately drawn Bocchi towards comfortable socialization and the rich high school life she’s always dreamed of.

Granted, making an effort for one work shift is a little different from committing to a customer-facing job permanently, but the formalized, simplified interactions of the concession stand might actually serve as socialization training wheels for Bocchi, getting her comfortable talking to people within the confines of easy questions with easy answers. Regardless, I’m sure this preposterously ambitious team will animate her trials with flair to spare, so let’s see what’s cooking with Bocchi!

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