Bodacious Space Pirates – Episode 22

Hey folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I thought we’d check back in on the intrepid spacefarers of Bodacious Space Pirates, who most recently served as security for the 19th Nebula Circuit. Marika performed admirably in her role of head of security, in spite of technically also being the main reason they needed security (since any would-be bandits were far more interested in her pirate license than disrupting a high school dingy race). But the true champion of the Nebula Cup was clearly Ai-chan, who managed to outmaneuver the enemy while piloting a ship designed for coastal sightseeing, and clearly proved herself as the Bentenmaru’s best potential dogfighter.

The Nebula Cup also served as the first arc to fully integrate Space Pirates’ professional and yacht club dimensions, at last fulfilling the promise of “hardened pirate crew must collaborate with a bunch of exuberant teenagers.” I’d love to see more of that as we enter our presumed final act, but will undoubtedly be charmed by whatever off-kilter adventure this gang gets up to. Marika has more than proven herself an excellent captain, she’s got a wide array of delightful eccentrics beside her, and the cosmos loom above, promising riches and wonders beyond imagination. Let’s embark!

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Ganso Tensai Bakabon – Episode 3

Hello everyone, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I am happy to announce that I have heard your fervent cries, and am at last prepared to answer your prayers. That’s right, it’s time for more Ganso Tensai Bakabon, where we’ll be enjoying more of the idiot adventures of Bakabon’s ridiculous father. Our dear Papa has endured missed fortunes, mischievous pigs, disappointing anniversaries, and all manner of other injustices, but he’s kept his head high throughout, and crucially maintained his sense of proud dignity.

Alright, yes, he has in fact done none of that, and is in truth more of a gremlin than almost any character I’ve met. It would not surprise me to see Papa literally swimming in a dumpster just to keep raccoons from stealing his trash, but I’m sure even that sort of adventure would be rendered beautiful by this generous production. As a commenter on my first Bakabon piece pointed out, this production’s art director Shichiro Kobayashi is one of the best the medium has seen, with art director credits ranging from Angel’s Egg to The Castle of Cagliostro to Beautiful Dreamer to Simoun. His artistic genius has enriched many of anime’s most beautiful works of all time, and with two Dezaki mainstays sharing directorial duties, I imagine the layouts will be impressive as well. Let’s dive back in to the dramatically irreverent and aesthetically entrancing Bakabon!

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The Demon Girl Next Door – Episode 11

Hello folks, and welcome the heck back to Wrong Every Time. Today it seems just about time to return to The Demon Girl Next Door, wherein Ogura most recently made a play to join the cast as their resident mad scientist, intent on divining the secrets of Shamiko’s magical energy. Considering it was her first appearance as more than a bit character, I’d say she did a marvelous job; it only took five minutes or so for her to make that awful water-strider Ancestor creature, and I still often find that thing haunting my nightmares. A great victory for the “what has science wrought” demographic.

Meanwhile, though Shamiko’s physical training isn’t reaping any clear dividends, it’s clear that Momo has things beyond training on her mind. Momo’s assessment of Shamiko has shifted from “you’re so pitiful I simply have to train you” to “you’re the one I trust to help me support this town” to “fine, I’ll be your subordinate as long as you keep feeding me.” Shamiko has essentially domesticated her by accident, and though Shamiko’s fragile self-worth keeps her from realizing how much Momo relies on her, it’s clear to anyone watching that Momo has Got It Bad.

As always, it’s the restrictive magical girl paradigm that is ultimately to blame for their unhappiness. As an avatar of justice, Momo is duty-sworn not to admit to her fragility; as a hated demon girl, Shamiko couldn’t possibly impose her feelings on her “societal betters.” Each of them are bound by conventions they don’t really believe in, forced to play roles they are fundamentally ill-suited to, destined for a battle that neither of them actually wants. It’s all a mixed-up, muddled-up, agonizing mess, but personally, I think that makes their efforts to break this cycle and truly connect all the more endearing. Let’s see what nonsense they get up to next!

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Sherlock Hound – Episode 5

Hello everyone, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I’m positively bouncing in my seat in excitement over our return to Sherlock Hound, that delightful fusion of Doyle’s ingenious stories and the best animation staff the ‘80s could muster. In spite of not quite offering the same outrageous overall quantity of animation as its predecessor, episode four might have been Sherlock Hound’s most inherently fun episode yet, taking the rich premise of “Moriarty abducts Mrs. Hudson only to fall in love with her” and executing it with impeccable flair.

Episode five maintains Sherlock Hound’s staggering roster of post-Lupin and pre-Ghibli luminaries, once again pairing Miyazaki up with long-time collaborators Yoshifumi Kondo (animation direction) and Hirokata Takahashi (director of photography). Basically any key staff position you could think of is here helmed by someone who’d go on to be a Ghibli mainstay; art director Nizo Yamamoto would subsequently handle background art or art direction on a slew of Ghibli and Hosoda features, background artists Mutsuo Koseki, Yuuko Matsura, and Katsu Hisamura would each contribute background art to future Ghibli films, etcetera. In Sherlock Hound, we see the team that would eventually help anime break through on a world stage already in full command of their talents, offering tiny masterpieces of mystery, adventure, and slapstick goodness. Let’s see what their next episode has in store!

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Spy x Family – Episode 6

Hello everyone, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today seems like a perfect time to dive back into Spy x Family, wherein the Forgers most recently celebrated Anya’s successful interview in the most preposterously elaborate way possible. Both Loid himself and the animation team at WIT Studio behind him pulled out all the stops for Spy x Family’s fifth episode, turning a game of Save the Princess into the show’s most visually elaborate setpiece so far. Having just transitioned from Tetsuro Araki’s Bubble, it seems like this team just couldn’t help but deliver some high quality action, elevating a fairly simple gag into a glorious visual spectacle.

All that was plenty of fun, but I’m more of a character drama person myself, and thus am looking forward to a return to (relative) normalcy for the Forgers. I’m guessing this episode will finally see Anya attending her first day of school, which I imagine will be an opportunity to introduce new parental anxieties to Loid and Yor, while also giving Anya a chance to flex her psychic abilities. Spy x Family has been nothing if not consistent so far, so whatever happens, I’m sure the humor will be strong and fuzzies will be warm. Let’s get to it!

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Saiyuki

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I’d like to once again take a look back at the classic Toei Doga film catalog, this time exploring their third film feature Saiyuki (or “Alakazam the Great!” in international releases). As with Hakujaden, the animation of Yasuji Mori will undoubtedly serve as one of the highlights of this film; Mori handled all of the animal animation in Hakujaden, and in Saiyuki, I’m told his sequence of one character collapsing in the snow stands as a highlight of the overarching Toei Doga catalog. Mori also serves as animation director on this film, a testament to his utter cruciality in defining Toei Doga’s style. And of course, Hakujaden’s other key animator Akira Daikubara will also be making key contributions, presumably once again focusing on the film’s human characters.

Alongside Mori and Daikubara, this film features animation from a young upstart at Toei Doga, a man whose vivid contributions to their previous film (his first work as key animator) led to an increased role in Saiyuki. That man is Yasuo Otsuka, an incomparable animator who’d go on to become a key mentor for Hayao Miyazaki and Isao Takahata, and who here is already demonstrating his singular approach to larger-than-life animation through Saiyuki’s impressive action sequences.

Like Hakujaden, Saiyuki is an adaptation of a classic Chinese story, illustrating the familiar Journey to the West. I’m guessing you already know the tale well, but as a brief summary, Journey to the West centers on a powerful yet mischievous monkey named Son Goku (yes, you’ve probably seen one or two riffs on this narrative), who as punishment for abusing his powers is tasked with accompanying a monk as guardian on the titular journey. The two gather more allies along the way, and eventually Goku grows into a genuine hero – it’s a brief narrative and accommodating template, allowing for any number of twists or embellishments depending on the teller’s whims. I’m eager to see how these legends of anime handle the tale, so let’s not waste another moment, and get started on Saiyuki!

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Star Driver – Episode 8

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I’m impatient to dive back into Star Driver, where Sugata just managed the allegedly impossible feat of waking up after using the King’s Pillar. Though his friends did everything they could to help him, it was ultimately the strange mechanics of Zero Time that seemed to wake him, further implying some key connection between Sugata and the secrets of this island. Unfortunately, before Sugata’s true friends could reach him, Benio intervened with one of her mind control makeout sessions, putting his current loyalties in question.

Of course, Sugata’s true intentions have always been a touch ambiguous. Though he’s been framed as part of a trio with Wako and Takuto, he’s always seemed a bit distant from the other two, and more preoccupied with his duty to the island. Seeing the Order of Cross lieutenants immediately swear deference to him was thus not terribly surprising; he’s always possessed the aura of a melancholy mastermind, and his connection with the strongest Cybody likely makes him essential to their long-term plans. As such, I feel like we might now be getting introduced to the “true Sugata” for the first time, which will be accompanied by an enlightening realignment of the show’s field of conflict. We’ve clearly got a consequential episode ahead of us, so let’s not waste another moment, and jump right back into Star Driver!

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Summer 2022 – Week 13 in Review

Hello everyone, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we are sadly reaching that point in the anime season where we can no longer even pretend it’s still summer, as the season’s shows air their final episodes and we wait for the onset of the fall deluge. Fortunately, as someone who has already escaped from the seasonal viewing grind, I have ascended to a point where time has no meaning beyond the steady shift of the sun’s gaze and the encroaching winds of winter. As long as it’s still warm out it’s still summer to me, and I’m going to enjoy it for as long as this blighted New England landscape lets me. As for the week in media, my usual film selections were once again complimented by a touch of animated razzle-dazzle, as we continued our Naruto investigations by sampling its first feature film. Let’s see what treasures await as we run down the latest Week in Review!

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Land of the Lustrous – Episode 6

The sun rises on a new day and a new Phos, now equipped with striped pearlescent legs. Having surrendered themselves to the ocean in hopes of helping their new friend, Phos was rewarded with first betrayal and then redemption, only to emerge in a new form – not necessarily better, but certainly different from before.

That episode saw Phos attempting to sacrifice themself multiple times over, certain their life could only possess value if given up for the sake of another. First by going into the sea for Cinnabar and Ventricosus, and then through their willingness to become a sacrifice to save Ventricosus’ brother, Phos demonstrated basically no concern for their own safety or future. And why would they, anyway? Every aspect and inhabitant of this world seems to tell them they don’t belong, that they have no value. The gems themselves seem like strange interlopers in this world, existing outside of its natural ecosystems, and even among gem society, Phos is an outsider without purpose. To the gems, purpose and identity are as one – if you don’t possess a clear role within their society, you might as well not exist at all.

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Zoku Owarimonogatari – Episode 5

Alright alright folks, settle down, let’s get to the business at hand. So far, Zoku Owarimonogatari has done a predictably solid job of justifying its own existence, applying Isin’s perpetually skeptical gaze to the very idea of Monogatari having an “ending” in the first place. Our lives don’t resolve into neat little Happily Ever Afters once we’ve tackled our immediate emotional problems; each ending is actually a new beginning, and writing the first page of a new story is often the hardest part. Through challenging the insubstantial relationship between narrative drama and human existence, and making the paralyzing diversity of potential futures literal through the mirror world device, Isin has successfully written a coda that feels both inessential and natural. There’s no new villain to face, just the stark reality of deciding your life’s path.

All that intermingling of personal psychology, life philosophy, and supernatural metaphor is what we’ve come to expect from Monogatari. But beyond that, incidental thought experiment arcs like this also serve a different purpose: introducing us to all the cool characters and potential characters that have touched this world, including imposing yet heretofore unseen figures like Kanbaru’s mother. Mombaru’s unseen presence cast an imposing shadow over Hanamonogatari, and I’m eager to finally get acquainted. Let’s get to it!

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