Spring 2019 – Virtually Every First Episode Retrospective

Well folks, the time has come again. With basically every spring premiere on the books, and me having watched them all in some misguided pursuit of cartoon enlightenment, we can at last run down the hits, misses, and egregious humanitarian crimes of the spring anime season. Though to be honest, the international tragedies were actually in pretty short supply this time – this was a premiere season defined by consistency, and low on outliers in either the positive or negative direction. That’s not to say there’s nothing worth watching, though; there’s actually a pretty wide array of respectable premieres in all sorts of genres, along with a couple genuine gems.

As usual, I’ll be breaking down my evaluations into a vague tier list, and keeping my blurbs fairly brief, while also linking to all of my lengthier reviews over at the preview guide. This isn’t meant to be an authoritative ranking of quality or anything – I mean, these are just first episodes, pretty much any of these productions could surprise us (except for AFTERLOST). In light of that, I’ll be returning to the most simultaneously telling and useless of evaluation metrics – silly anime gifs, the only true currency in our apocalyptic age. Starting with the best of shows and happiest of anime gifs, let’s run this whole damn season down!

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Spring 2019 – First Impressions, Part Two

New anime have been tumbling down the pipe every day this week, and today I’ve returned with another bounty of fresh previews. So far, the main thing that seems to be defining this season is its middle-of-the-road consistency – I’ve rated nothing above a four and only one show below a two, but nearly everything I’ve seen has been pretty competently executed on the whole. In light of that, this season is full of properties that are at least worth investigating, and seeing if their particular strengths gel with what you’re seeking in a show. Per usual, you can check out the full list of reviews right here, or scroll below for my own scores and links to individual reviews. Let’s break down some anime!

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