Alien Stage – Round 1

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’re checking out something a bit different from my usual fare, as we screen Round 1 of Alien Stage, which to my understanding is a somewhat mixed-media but largely music video-driven narrative project centered around human singers being forced to compete for the entertainment of their alien overlords. These music videos are presumably then framed as stages within this competition, with each apparently offering insight into both its singer and the dystopian world they inhabit.

That all sounds pretty fun to me, and frankly probably something I’d be into myself if I’d grown up with Youtube already in full stride. I am a huge fan of the music video as an art form, enjoyed plenty of anime music videos as a teen, and am in general a sucker for emotional narratives conveyed through song. My list of favorite records leans heavily towards narrative-heavy concept albums – The Meadowlands, Hospice, Offerings, The Sunset Tree, and many more of my favorites are in part beloved because they rise beyond the confines of any given song, lending the emotional weight of a full dramatic arc to their final moments. Alien Stage seems intended to scratch exactly that sort of itch, so let’s see what this first round is all about!

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The Legend of Vox Machina S3 – Episode 11

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’re returning to the tales of Vox Machina, who recently suffered a schism in the wake of their dubious victory over Thordak. Fed up with her teammates’ lack of trust in her decisions, Keyleth packed up her feathers and flew home, seeking her own methods of detecting Raishan’s location. The twins then set out to find Anna Ripley, and hopefully let Percy rest in peace. Meanwhile, Grog and Pike stayed back at the half-destroyed manor, praying for a method of raising Scanlan from his apparent coma.

It’s certainly a low point for Vox Machina, but it’s a well-placed and necessary one. The battle against Thordak focused the party’s priorities, and thereby let them forget for a time the natural divisions and divergent ambitions of their constituent members. The fact that they’re splitting now is a demonstration of how well they’ve been defined as individuals, serving as both a brief cooldown of dramatic tension and an affirmation of their personal progress. The primacy of the party is a core aspect of DnD, but if you want to build a fully furnished fantasy adventure, you must also allow the space for players to define themselves as members of a larger living world, and not just vehicles for action heroics.

Granted, Vox Machina have a natural advantage in this pursuit, given they’re all professional goddamn voice actors who are perfectly comfortable sculpting emergent disagreements amongst themselves. For my own campaign, I compromised between the primacy of the party and the texturing of individual party members by eventually making the campaign a tour of their homelands; allying the Dales required visiting our ranger’s old stomping grounds, then infiltrating the home of our nemesis brought us face-to-face with our rogue’s origins, etcetera. Vox Machina’s unique strengths as a group facilitate the starkness of this separation, but in truth every group will have its own strengths, and crafting a successful campaign is ultimately less about following one strict model than embracing what you and your players enjoy and excel at. With that obvious truth established, let’s charge back into Vox Machina!

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Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End – Episode 15

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the open road lies sprawling before us, promising adventures that will undoubtedly call into question our reason for adventuring – what we hope to receive for our struggles, and what we pray not to forget in the years ahead. That’s right, it’s time for Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End, that rambling tale of reflection and renewal, which through its focus on impermanence finds both sorrow and hope – the lament that all we love will eventually pass away, and the accompanying prayer that we will take this passing with grace, and embrace the endless possibilities of each new day.

When last we left off, the party were concluding a pair of vignettes regarding the enduring talismans of close bonds, contrasting Stark’s search for a birthday present for Fern with Frieren’s attachment to a ring given by Himmel. The objects are just signifiers, but signifiers are important; just as a key unlocks a door, so does a treasured gift unlock a memory, carrying within it an echo of the emotions it first inspired. With Frieren’s precious token restored, the party continues their journey north, seeking to augment those fond memories with the closure of a last conversation with Himmel. Onward, to the land of souls’ rest!

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My Dress-Up Darling – Episode 1

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’re checking out the first episode of a much-loved recent production, as we explore the premiere of My Dress-Up Darling. From what I understand, the story is a generally lighthearted romance centered on learning to proudly embrace your passions, as our cosplay enthusiast heroine draws her hina doll-crafting classmate out of his shell. As such, I’m expecting plenty of charming character moments, a healthy slice of adolescent social psychology, and perhaps even a closer look at the costume-making process.

As for our production team, it seems we’ve got a variety of younger figures in the key roles. Director Keisuke Shinohara has largely worked on individual episodes prior to this production, lending his talents to such distinguished productions as Bocchi the Rock!, Devilman Crybaby, and Flip Flappers. Character designer Kazumasa Ishida has also mostly worked as animation director on smaller projects, though the frequent overlaps in their resumes tells me they’ve clearly come to enjoy collaborating. This full-length production seems like a major break for both of them, so let’s see what the team has in store as we march into Dress-Up Darling!

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Shoushimin Series – Episode 6

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I’m delighted to announce we are returning to Shoushimin Series, as Osanai and Jogoro continue their seemingly hopeless crusade to become normal human beings. It’s been a tough road for both of them so far, replete with backsliding and compromises, but I imagine they’re pretty used to that. After all, what they are attempting is nothing short of rejecting and replacing their own personalities, the passions that animate them and the natural talents that make them special.

So yeah, probably a bad call on the whole. But as I’ve said before, their feelings are understandable – they are weirdos who prompt friction wherever they go, uninterested in social niceties and so motivated by their off-kilter ideals that they tend to make enemies by accident (and that’s when they’re not intentionally making enemies). They belong in a smoke-filled room pouring over crime scene photos, but instead they are stuck in high school, forced to play nice with kids who seem like different organisms entirely. Adolescence is a process of defining yourself in a social context, and when you receive only negative signals from your surroundings, you’re liable to think that you are the problem. But it is a tragic, regrettable thing to abandon your reason for being, and I can only hope they’re reconsidering this whole self-lobotomy process. Let’s find out!

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Yaiba: Samurai Legend – Episode 5

Hello folks, and welcome on back to Wrong Every Time. Today I think we’ve earned some lighthearted, rip-roaring adventure, as we return to the travels of Yaiba, Sayaka, and Musashi, alongside their trusted vulture, tiger, and recently acquired frog. Having either defeated or befriended the first two of Onimaru’s eight oni minions, the team now set off for the site of a legendary clash of swordsmen, intent on learning the secrets of Yaiba’s lightning blade.

Last episode’s battle offered plenty of opportunities for Takahiro Hasui’s team to show off their dynamic animation chops, with the lightning aura of Yaiba’s uncontained weapon offering a natural compliment to this production’s angular, exaggerated posing. It also provided a few key indicators regarding this narrative’s structure and thematic intent; we’ve essentially set up a Sailor Moon-style league of villains, whose abilities echo the corrupting influence of Yaiba and Onimaru’s blades. Beyond that, Aoyama’s approach to Yaiba’s training and his introduction of new variables both seem refreshingly freewheeling; the series is proceeding with the loose, rambling energy of early Dragon Ball, and that’s a very good place to be. Let’s hop back in!

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Blue Reflection Ray – Episode 12

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’re returning to Blue Reflection Ray in the heat of the action, as blue and red reflectors clash while a new world struggles to be born. Driven by the seemingly apocalyptic machinations of Shino, Mio was drawn into battle against her sister Hiori and former partner Momo. Now Momo lies dying among the pews, Mio has become lost in her own feelings of despair, and the world seems poised to collide upon itself, the realm of fragments and feelings known as the “Common” collapsing upon our own world of closed, physical shells.

That’s probably not good! Though Shino claims she intends to manage the roiling emotions of the Common directly, I cannot imagine she possesses either the power or temperament necessary to install herself as perpetual ruler of human sentiment. Unfortunately, the blue reflectors have themselves done little to offer a compelling counterargument, instead hinging their philosophy on feel-good “we must embrace our trauma to overcome it” bromides that offer little of substance to lost souls like Niina. And I love that! I love that no one in this show seems to have the “correct” answer to emotional pain, I love that reflectors are being framed as inherently out-of-place intrusions on reality, and I love that we’re reaching the halfway point of this production with an apocalypse looming and no clear way to avoid it. This production’s overarching narrative is proving as confident and distinctive as its psychological inquiry, and I’m eager to see how it surprises me next. Let’s get to it!

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Trigun Stampede – Episode 8

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’re returning to the dusty ruin of No Man’s Land, as we explore a fresh episode of Trigun Stampede. When we last left off, the team was racing to prevent a massive sand steamer from crashing through Wolfwood’s hometown, and destroying the orphanage that even his former handlers recognize as his sanctuary, his connection to humanity. With their backs against the wall, every member of our crew pulled off some desperate acts of heroism, culminating in Vash directly communicating with the living plant at the steamer’s core.

In terms of its overt action drama, that episode served as an impressive celebration of Orange’s advances in CG animation. Combining dynamic cinematography with careful design and texture work, it called towards the wild highlights of Land of the Lustrous while retaining a grittiness of aesthetic that is essential for Trigun’s overall effect. At the same time, the urgency and specificity of this trial is pushing all of our leads to reexamine their philosophies – the consequences of Vash’s unerring pacifism, the limits of Wolfwood’s alleged pragmatism, and even the responsibility of Meryl as not just chronicler, but active participant in these violent escapades. Stampede continues to embody all that is most compelling about Trigun, and I’m eager to see what new moral wrinkles this adventure will offer. Let’s get to it!

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CITY the Animation – Episode 3

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I’m delighted to announce we’re taking a walk downtown, as we return to the manic, seemingly free-associated antics of CITY the Animation. As with its Arawi-penned predecessor Nichijou, CITY has established a diverse collection of local characters with their own concerns and social groups, from our Nagumo-centered main trio to the irreverent high schooler pair to the perpetually harried newspaper editorial department. Through their preposterous shenanigans, Arawi’s pen and Ishidate’s team are summoning the lively, lovable energy of a city in motion, a community that is greater for every unexpected link between its various component parts.

CITY has so far actually felt a bit more invested in this “communal texture” effect than Nichijou’s more farcical, localized approach; Ishidate has stated in interviews that he’s more focused on creating a certain warm, inviting atmosphere than emphasizing laugh-out-loud gags, and I’d say the production is better for it. Nichijou’s moments of familial bonding were often its greatest; though the show was full of incredible comic vignettes, it’s the love shared by Yuko, Nano, and all their friends that holds most clearly in my mind. With the last episode offering the sharp, unexpected stinger of Eri potentially moving away from her best friend Matsuri, I imagine we’ve got plenty of similarly tender moments ahead of us, and I’m eager to get back to the family. Let’s enjoy the CITY!

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Rock is a Lady’s Modesty – Episode 5

Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I’m eager to check in on Lilisa and Otoha, our two fledgling rockers who now stand on the brink of their first public performance. That said, they’re not technically performing as a rock duo; hoping to test the waters as they seek like-minded bandmates, they’ve instead volunteered to fill in for a larger symphonic group, playing the bass and drums to accompany a congenial group of musicians whose group motto is “have fun together.”

This will, of course, be a total disaster. Otoha is not interested in “having fun together;” she is a ruthless maniac who seeks only to dominate her fellow players, and has already proven herself the most selfish drummer this side of Whiplash. For Otoha, rock seems to mean “indulgence” – indulgence in vulgarity, indulgence in ferocity, and indulgence in a total abandonment of the harmony-enforcing restrictions of high-class ladyship.

Otoha has fully internalized the compartmentalization Lilisa is still struggling to achieve, but the self-absorbed nature of her rebellion seems to leave little room for solidarity, community, or true reinvention – things that, while admittedly not “hardcore” in the same way as a sick drum fill, are just as essential to the philosophy of rock and roll. Struggling to pay for gas while sleeping in a van, drifting from friends and family as they gravitate towards socially proscribed careers, challenging an increasingly uncertain future with the flimsy saber of “artistic fulfillment” – such a tenuous life can only be made tolerable through embracing music as a community unto itself, through becoming a conduit of shared humanity expressed in glorious, deeply personal sound. Is there room in Otoha’s heart for such a selfless ideal, or does that raised middle finger stand as the beginning and end of her philosophy? Let’s find out!

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