Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I’m eager to dive back into the increasingly thorny drama of BanG Dream! It’s MyGO!!!!!, wherein our heroine Anon’s carefree pursuit of a high school band has accidentally stirred up a maelstrom of drama for the former members of CRYCHIC. Through her blunt pursuit of Tomori’s support, she has conjured a hope of community that Tomori seemed to have abandoned. And though drummer Taki is wary of Anon’s unabashedly narcissistic schemes, CRYCHIC’s former bassist Soyo sees in Anon the perfect instrument of her own ambitions.
Though Anon is socially savvy enough to make friends with ease, she’s also self-absorbed and predictable and kinda stupid. This has made her a delightfully terrible perspective character, and also means she’s no more than putty in master manipulator Soyo’s hands. Soyo plans to exploit Tomori’s clear desire for a bond with Anon in order to secure both of them as bandmates, while using the threat of her own proximity to Tomori to drag in Taki as Tomori’s guardian. Having proven herself a very different but equally compelling brand of terrible relative to Anon, I’m eager to see how Soyo keeps her alleged friends dancing to her tune. Let’s get to it!