Eureka Seven – Episode 15

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Hello everyone, and welcome to Wrong Every Time. Today we’ll be diving back into Eureka Seven, because goddamnit, I want to know what happens next! You can’t just stop your screening on a recap episode, that’s ridiculous. I need some action!

Granted, last episode’s series of Dai Sato-scripted monologues certainly helped flesh out our understanding of Eureka Seven’s wider world, relaying a great deal of exposition that would be difficult to integrate into active conversation. On Stoner’s side, we learned the Coralians are creatures of such awe and complexity that human language is simply incapable of describing them. That led into a discussion of the impossibility of fully conveying any felt experience, emphasizing language’s general inability to express all of the infinite facets that make up any moment or feeling. This impossibility is essentially the conflict that drove Neon Genesis Evangelion, though it feels less central to Eureka – Renton generally doesn’t have much difficulty expressing his feelings, it’s only the ostentatiously strange Eureka he has trouble reaching.

Dominic’s material was fittingly more practical than Stoner’s, and mostly focused on the interactions between the Corallians, military, and Gekkostate. We crucially learned that the LFOs were found rather than created, implying that they are also products of the Corallians. And we were also introduced to a former Holland who seemed far more competent and self-assured than our current leader, raising the question of what precisely happened to him between then and now. With all of these new thoughts to ponder, I’m eager to move into the second act of Eureka Seven. Let’s get to it!

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Spy x Family – Episode 3

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Hello all, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today we’ll be diving back into Spy x Family, where the dreaded family interview is nearly upon us. Having at last secured himself a wife, Loid now possesses all the prerequisites to begin his mission – that is, so long as this absurd performance of a family can fool the school board.

Spy x Family has more than demonstrated its chops in terms of both celebrating and skewering its tongue-in-cheek premise, seeming equally confident at both comedy and genuine spy-on-spy action. And with Yor now in the mix, I’m beginning to see how this admittedly farcical set of characters might evolve into a genuinely loving family. Though Loid and Yor’s mutual bafflement at normal human behavior is exaggerated, it comes from an understandable human place: both of them had the opportunity to live normal lives robbed from them, exist on the fringes of society as observers, and essentially only know how to play-act conventional human behavior. And with Anya also generally basing her behavior on the mind-read desires of those around him, it feels like the entire Forger family only knows how to “perform,” rather than to simply be.

Though they each entered into this agreement for pragmatic reasons, I can easily see this makeshift family becoming the first place where any of them are valued merely for being themselves, rather than for performing the behaviors necessary to get them close to their targets. As Loid himself acknowledged, Anya’s success on the exam was the first time he can remember genuinely relaxing, and actually letting his guard down around another human being. I’m eager to see them continue to change each other, but in the meantime, I’m plenty excited for more of Spy x Family’s hilarious, beautifully executed everyday drama. Let’s get to it!

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Summer 2022 – Week 3 in Review

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Hello folks, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. You all bearing this absurd heatwave okay? I’m currently spending my time migrating between a pair of temperature-controlled rooms, treating every sojourn into the outer world as something akin to a moonwalk through a deeply hostile alien landscape. Which, to be honest, is a regimen I’ve already become familiar with due to COVID – so I guess, just, this is what the future is from now on? We’ve surrendered the outer world to unmitigated climate change and pandemic waves, and just sort of have to accept this as the new normal. Delightful! But even if humanity cannot unite in solidarity to save itself, we can at least come together to rant about some movies. Let’s get right on with that then, as we charge through the latest Week in Review!

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Toradora! – Episode 9

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Toradora!’s eighth episode found our leads fumbling around an emotional breaking point, unable to admit their feelings to either themselves or each other, and more fundamentally uncertain of what those feelings are. Taiga’s proclamation that “no one could understand me. After all, I don’t understand myself” basically embodies their feelings at this moment – having gone past the point of collaborating purely for the sake of their romantic goals, they are now closer to each other than anyone else in their lives. They are each other’s confidant, and even though their understanding of romance is still informed by the lofty dreams that push them towards their chosen crushes, their experience of romance is all contained in this odd dynamic they alternately call a partnership, a friendship, or something in between.

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Zoku Owarimonogatari – Episode 3

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Alright Araragi, what the fuck are we doing here. When last we left off, Nadeko had just offered the team a succinct explanation of what this mirror world represents. Rather than simply “reversing” characters in the manner of a traditional mirror, this reality is presenting the “other side” of the characters we know. In effect, what this means is we’re being introduced to other personal and psychological paths that all of our heroes could have taken, whether it’s Kanbaru being totally consumed by the Rainy Devil, or Sodachi enjoying a healthy adolescence as Araragi’s houseguest.

In true Nisio Isin fashion, this revelation also serves as a rejoinder to the entire thematic trajectory of Monogatari. Where the original Monogatari emphasized that self-knowledge and self-love were the route to happiness and connection with others, Zoku is quick to reply that the “self” is a mutable and contextual organism, not an ironclad set of personal attributes. It’s a thematic expansion appropriate to Zoku’s general broadening of this story’s scope; while our experiences and opportunities throughout adolescence are limited enough to support some fantasy of a “true self,” the open canvas of adult life presents myriad opportunities, and thus myriad possible future identities.

In the face of such broad opportunities for defining the self, it’s understandable that Araragi is suffering a little decision paralysis. Ultimately, what Araragi needs to realize is that it’s okay to be scared or uncertain. Though we all wish we could identify the most fruitful possible path forward, the truth of it is that life is brimming with crossroads and opportunities, and it’s impossible to min-max all of them. Though Zoku’s additions complicate Monogatari’s message, they do not alter its ultimate takeaway: whatever path you choose, the important thing is to find peace with your decisions, and to love the person you’ve become. Let’s see if Araragi can inch closer to that peace, as we return to Zoku Owarimonogatari!

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The Legend of Vox Machina – Episode 6

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Grab your character sheets and pull up a chair, everyone! Today we’re returning to The Legend of Vox Machina, where the party most recently arrived at Percy’s ancestral home. There they were greeted with a ghoulish welcoming party: a line of corpses dressed up to resemble their own costumes. It’s clear that Vox Machina are not welcome in Whitestone, but as it turns out, party crashing is actually one of their specialties.

In terms of narrative/mechanical design, my most recent object of curiosity is the negotiation of the blank space that defines this party’s recent pre-history. Frequently, D&D parties assemble right at the beginning of a campaign, often bumping into each other at an inn and deciding to team up. That’s clearly not true of Vox Machina, who had apparently been traveling together for some time, but that “some time” feels oddly nebulous at this point. Dynamics like the growing affection between Vax and Keyleth, or Scanlan and Pike, feel divorced from any sense of communal pre-history, awkwardly highlighting the reality that this group was summoned into existence as a fully assembled unit. I’ll be interested to see if the show mitigates that by actually revealing how the party met, but there’s plenty of time for that; for now, we’ve clearly got more pressing concerns. Let’s face off with those nefarious Briarwoods, and get some goddamn loot!

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Summer 2022 – Week 2 in Review

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Hello everyone, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. I’ve still got a healthy buffer of film reviews to share with you all, but my house has also burned through a fair number of TV productions lately, so I figured it was about time for a recent series roundup. No, it’s not anime, you cheeky scamps – we’ve mostly been watching American cartoons and recent streaming additions, as we continue to chip away at the post-Flapjack dynasty of modern animation. Churning through top quality western animation has become another house tradition at this point – two years ago we burned through Avatar, Adventure Time, and Steven Universe, and had a great time with all of them. Last year was basically consumed by our One Piece watch, but this year we’re back in force, having knocked out Regular Show and Gravity Falls in the last few months. Let’s break ‘em down!

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Anne of Green Gables – Episode 9

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Hello everyone, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today seems like an ideal time to stop in at Green Gables, and so that’s precisely what we’re doing. When last we left off, Anne had made a royal mess of her first visit to Sunday School, with her unorthodox flower wreath swiftly making her the talk of the town. In my view all those busybodies should learn to shove it, but the experience was clearly deeply demoralizing to Anne herself. With no allies to speak of among the townsfolk, Anne trudged home with none of her usual pep or curiosity – fortunately, Marilla and Matthew are now both firmly in Anne’s corner, and thus were quick to comfort her with news of her neighbor Diana’s return.

The sequence of Marilla relaying this news to Anne, conveyed purely in silent mid-distance shots, was one of the aesthetic highlights of an episode altogether brimming with them. The episode felt more committed to storytelling through visual compositions than your average Anne, likely owing to the presence of Gundam creator and general animation legend Yoshiyuki Tomino as storyboarder. Tomino would soon depart this production to spearhead the original Mobile Suit Gundam, but he provided Anne with five storyboards first – episodes eight, twelve, fifteen, seventeen, and the one we’re just about to start. Let’s see what Takahata and Tomino have in store for us this time!

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Bodacious Space Pirates – Episode 19

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Hello everyone, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today it seemed about time to dive back into Bodacious Space Pirates, and see what Marika and her crewmates get up to next. The sky’s the (metaphorical, I know they’re going into space) limit at this point, as last episode essentially cleared the board of all lingering dramatic variables. Jenny Doolittle has been successfully enrolled at Space College, the yacht club are tucked safely in their beds, and the Bentenmaru’s main crew are back in the field, and presumably hungry for some action.

With exactly a quarter of the show left to go, and three clearly delineated arcs already under our belt, it seems more than safe to assume that we’re about to commence the show’s final major arc. This presumably coincides with the fourth of the original series’ twelve total volumes, meaning I’m not expecting any sort of genuine closure here. That doesn’t bother me, though – Bodacious Space Pirates has never been about any particular overarching conflict, and beyond that, it’s already most closely patterned on a proudly episodic space drama. Just as Star Trek promised an endless string of far-flung adventures, so too do I expect the journeys of Marika to continue long after we’ve left the scene. Let’s see what fresh mess she’s gotten into this time, as we return to Bodacious Space Pirates!

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Scum’s Wish – Episode 5

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Hello everyone, and welcome back to Wrong Every Time. Today I figured we’d take a fresh look at Scum’s Wish, wherein Hana most recently consummated her relationship with Ecchan. Of course, Hana doesn’t actually feel anything romantically towards Ecchan – she’s just lonely and horny and confused, driven by the taunting of Akane into whichever arms will hold her. It’s bad business all around, and Hana well understands that this new twist will undoubtedly harm basically all of her personal relations.

And to be honest, I’m perfectly fine with that. Hana is living in a daydream of romantic longing, idolizing her childish fantasy of romance over anything approaching reality. All the mental ink spilled over her feelings for Kanai and Mugi will fade from her consciousness with the end of high school; though she genuinely feels she is wallowing in unending misery, it is merely the broadness of her aperture preventing her from seeing how limited her perspective truly is. That’s part of why I so appreciate the introduction of characters like Akane or Moca, who proudly declare “I am going to cause problems on purpose” and then proceed to do exactly that. Hana doesn’t need Mugi, Ecchan, or Kanai – she needs to get out of her own head and find a hobby or something, and if it takes Akane’s meddling to achieve that, then I guess it’s time for some bad medicine. Let’s get to it!

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